Disclaimer:I do not own JTHM (but I wish I did) just this stupid fic so sewing me won't give you anything.

ok this is my first fic so please be nice to me and insult me if you think this sucks cause I don't really care,this fic may have some bad language but what would a JTHM fic be without it,and some violence obviously ok then on with the fic.

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It was a nice night when Mr. Dons a happy chubby guy that had no worryes in his life decided to walk to the 24/7 and buy a Steamy chili-wanker and some SeƱor salsa chips when he saw the most unusual person. It was a boy in his mid 20's wearing a long sleeve black shirt with the drawing of a horrible smiley face saying SMILE YOU FUCKER!!,some leather pants with straps on them,and a pair of long boots,he was really skinny and had strange looking black hair. The boy was covered in blood and looked terribly troubled so he decided talk to him ''um..excuse me are you alright''.

Johnny just got out of the his hell house to get some fresh air,after killing that cheerleading squad,they scraped him up like dog about to get fixed. He walked a couple of blocks until he reached his heaven the 24/7 it was the only place that gave him hope thanks to Brain freezies ''um..excuse me are you alright'' he turned around to to see a fat man ,the man was looking at him in a very weird way 'does he know me' he hesitated ''yeah im fine why shouldnt I be fine''.

Why was this boy hesitating ''are you sure,and why are you covered in blood'' after he said this the boy opened his eyes wide and launched at him and knocked him out. When he woke up he was in a chair sorrounded by blades and spikes ''Welcome'' he heard a voice infront of him.

***what happened***

'He knows,I knows but he how...oh fuck no time to think' he lauched himself at the man and hit him on the head with his elbow,smirking wildly he dragged him from street to street 'damm this guys weights more than what he's worth ' after long while of strugle he arrived home and placed him on one of his favorite chairs,he called it The Splatter because the blood always blew everywhere

***back to the present***

''Welcome'' he said when he saw the man awake ''Make yourself confortable'' he was very exited even after opening the cheerleaders heads.

''ooohhhhh where am I'' he felt very drowsy and his head hurt like hell ''Why you're in my house'' he turned his face up to see the boy smiling very creepy ''can you please stop smiling it really makes me unconfortable''.

''SHUT UP'' he yelled ''first let me introduce myself im Johnny C. but you can call me NNY for short''

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I know I know it sucks well tell me what you think before I start writting more cause I really dont want to continue if it sucks

well review and tell me how it is so far