FANATIC
SeSe: Hello, all you...uh...viewers...I guess =O,o=. Welcome to the newest edition of Fanatic-the show that lets screaming, anime-obsessed girls meet their favorite bishounen! No offense to all you screaming anime-obsessed girls out there. I'm not insulting you. After all, I'm one too. **huggles Jim**
Jim: DA! **huggled**
SeSe: **COUGH** YEAAAAH....anyway, let's meet our fangirl. Everyone say hello to Rei!
Rei: Hi everybody! ^_^
Everybody: HI REI!
Rei: O_O
SeSe: =¬_¬= Uh...don't mind them. It's our studio audience. The people behind this show say that they have to follow us around...
Rei: Uh...that's ok O_o
SeSe: **AHEM** Yeah. Anyway, let's get this started, shall we? We'd better get on over to the Ishida household...
Rei: Yeah!!! ^_^ **overly excited** YAMATO-CHAN!!!!!
SeSe: =O_O= yeaaahh...**gets into the car**
Rei: **gets in also**
Jim: **sigh** **gets in the car**
SeSe: The people behind this show also say that I have to introduce the car driver to you all...he says he's not getting enough "recognition." Anyway, this is Juunanagou...yeah, he's like...an android or something.
Rei: O_O Juu-chan!!
Juunanagou: Hello viewers...and...Rei.
Rei: **has hearts floating above her head**
SeSe: =O_O= Hey, wait...you're meeting two of your favorite bishounen now...I think we're gonna get some complaint--**phone starts ringing** Oh @#$*...
Down at the station, lots of phones start ringing.
SeSe's boss: **shows up on a tiny TV screen in SeSe's pocket** SESE!! YOU'RE FI--**gets cut off**
Jim: Wow, aren't YOU screwed...
SeSe: Hush... **holding the plug to the little TV screen that's used to communicate with her boss** woops uh...how'd that..happen? **throws it** OOOOKKKK! Drive, Juunanagou, DRIVE!
Juunanagou: Gotcha! **drives like a fricken maniac**
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Juunanagou: wahahahaha!
Jim: **used to it** **sigh**
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Juunanagou: WOOOOHOOOO!!
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Studio Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The car stops.
SeSe and Rei: @_@ **scared stiff** **breathing heavily**
SeSe: WHY MEEEEE!!!!! WHY ALWAYS MEEEE!!!!!!! **COUGH** **regains control** Uhh...yeah...well, here we are at the Ishida residence.
Juunanagou: Gee, I'd love to stay...but this town looks like it has a lot of innocent people in it. I'm gonna go cause some trouble. See ya! **gets out of the car and runs away**
SeSe: ...Dude...
Yamato: **comes out of the house**
Rei: **GASP** He's even cuter in person!!
SeSe: Yes he is. Well, you can have your interview with him now. I'll be sitting in the car...alone....with Jim....**smiles evilly** **runs toward the car** JIMMYYYYYY!!!!!! **gets in**
Lots of banging and screams of "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PSYCHO! GET OFF ME! AAHHH!" are heard.
Rei: **disturbed** **turns back to Yamato** Ohhh, Yama...I've dreamed of this day!
Yamato: You did? Gee, I never thought that someone would be thinking about me. That's kind of...cool.
Rei: Yeah! I think about you all the time! 24/7!
Yamato: **blush** Ahhww...do ya really?
Rei: YEAH! ^_^
Yamato: I feel....I feel so....so loved!!! **embraces Rei tightly**
Rei: ^_^ I'm the luckiest girl alive! **hugs back**
Yamato: **lets her go**
Rei: Yamato...
Yamato: Rei...
Rei and Yamato stare into each other's eyes as beautiful romantic music plays in the background. Then their lips come together for a magical, passionate kiss.
Juunanagou: **tormenting innocent people across town** Hmm...I feel like I should be gagging right now...I wonder why...
The window of the car opens, and Jim's head emerges.
Jim: HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!! RAAAAAPE!! RAAAA-AAAAHHH!!! **being huggled to death**
SeSe: HEHE! **cuddles Jim**
Jim: PLEEEEAAAASE!!! AAH GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP!! THIS CHICK IS CRA-DAAAAAAA!!!!
Studio Audience: **not sure what to do** O,o
Yamato and Rei continue to kiss as the romantic music plays.
Jim: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Juunanagou: **comes back to the car** **sees Yamato and Rei...and SeSe and Jim** AHH! This is NOT COOL, man!! **starts gagging**
Yamato and Rei just keep kissing.
SeSe: **hog ties Jim and gags him** **wipes her hands** Ahh...there we go. Well, stay tuned for the next episode of Fanatic! See ya!
Jim: MMFFMMM!
SeSe: SHH! **waves**
Rei and Yamato are still kissing, Juunanagou is still gagging, Jim is still struggling, and SeSe is still waving happily as the scene fades out.
SeSe: Hello, all you...uh...viewers...I guess =O,o=. Welcome to the newest edition of Fanatic-the show that lets screaming, anime-obsessed girls meet their favorite bishounen! No offense to all you screaming anime-obsessed girls out there. I'm not insulting you. After all, I'm one too. **huggles Jim**
Jim: DA! **huggled**
SeSe: **COUGH** YEAAAAH....anyway, let's meet our fangirl. Everyone say hello to Rei!
Rei: Hi everybody! ^_^
Everybody: HI REI!
Rei: O_O
SeSe: =¬_¬= Uh...don't mind them. It's our studio audience. The people behind this show say that they have to follow us around...
Rei: Uh...that's ok O_o
SeSe: **AHEM** Yeah. Anyway, let's get this started, shall we? We'd better get on over to the Ishida household...
Rei: Yeah!!! ^_^ **overly excited** YAMATO-CHAN!!!!!
SeSe: =O_O= yeaaahh...**gets into the car**
Rei: **gets in also**
Jim: **sigh** **gets in the car**
SeSe: The people behind this show also say that I have to introduce the car driver to you all...he says he's not getting enough "recognition." Anyway, this is Juunanagou...yeah, he's like...an android or something.
Rei: O_O Juu-chan!!
Juunanagou: Hello viewers...and...Rei.
Rei: **has hearts floating above her head**
SeSe: =O_O= Hey, wait...you're meeting two of your favorite bishounen now...I think we're gonna get some complaint--**phone starts ringing** Oh @#$*...
Down at the station, lots of phones start ringing.
SeSe's boss: **shows up on a tiny TV screen in SeSe's pocket** SESE!! YOU'RE FI--**gets cut off**
Jim: Wow, aren't YOU screwed...
SeSe: Hush... **holding the plug to the little TV screen that's used to communicate with her boss** woops uh...how'd that..happen? **throws it** OOOOKKKK! Drive, Juunanagou, DRIVE!
Juunanagou: Gotcha! **drives like a fricken maniac**
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Juunanagou: wahahahaha!
Jim: **used to it** **sigh**
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Juunanagou: WOOOOHOOOO!!
SeSe and Rei: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Studio Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The car stops.
SeSe and Rei: @_@ **scared stiff** **breathing heavily**
SeSe: WHY MEEEEE!!!!! WHY ALWAYS MEEEE!!!!!!! **COUGH** **regains control** Uhh...yeah...well, here we are at the Ishida residence.
Juunanagou: Gee, I'd love to stay...but this town looks like it has a lot of innocent people in it. I'm gonna go cause some trouble. See ya! **gets out of the car and runs away**
SeSe: ...Dude...
Yamato: **comes out of the house**
Rei: **GASP** He's even cuter in person!!
SeSe: Yes he is. Well, you can have your interview with him now. I'll be sitting in the car...alone....with Jim....**smiles evilly** **runs toward the car** JIMMYYYYYY!!!!!! **gets in**
Lots of banging and screams of "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PSYCHO! GET OFF ME! AAHHH!" are heard.
Rei: **disturbed** **turns back to Yamato** Ohhh, Yama...I've dreamed of this day!
Yamato: You did? Gee, I never thought that someone would be thinking about me. That's kind of...cool.
Rei: Yeah! I think about you all the time! 24/7!
Yamato: **blush** Ahhww...do ya really?
Rei: YEAH! ^_^
Yamato: I feel....I feel so....so loved!!! **embraces Rei tightly**
Rei: ^_^ I'm the luckiest girl alive! **hugs back**
Yamato: **lets her go**
Rei: Yamato...
Yamato: Rei...
Rei and Yamato stare into each other's eyes as beautiful romantic music plays in the background. Then their lips come together for a magical, passionate kiss.
Juunanagou: **tormenting innocent people across town** Hmm...I feel like I should be gagging right now...I wonder why...
The window of the car opens, and Jim's head emerges.
Jim: HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!! RAAAAAPE!! RAAAA-AAAAHHH!!! **being huggled to death**
SeSe: HEHE! **cuddles Jim**
Jim: PLEEEEAAAASE!!! AAH GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP!! THIS CHICK IS CRA-DAAAAAAA!!!!
Studio Audience: **not sure what to do** O,o
Yamato and Rei continue to kiss as the romantic music plays.
Jim: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Juunanagou: **comes back to the car** **sees Yamato and Rei...and SeSe and Jim** AHH! This is NOT COOL, man!! **starts gagging**
Yamato and Rei just keep kissing.
SeSe: **hog ties Jim and gags him** **wipes her hands** Ahh...there we go. Well, stay tuned for the next episode of Fanatic! See ya!
Jim: MMFFMMM!
SeSe: SHH! **waves**
Rei and Yamato are still kissing, Juunanagou is still gagging, Jim is still struggling, and SeSe is still waving happily as the scene fades out.