EMO INO
Emo Ino. Admit it. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Emo Ino. Anyway, this is a little story about Emo Ino. Heehee. Emo Ino! EmoInoEmoInoEmoInoEmoIno! Try saying THAT five times fast! Okay! On with the story!
Ino was emo. She was even more emo than Itachi and Sasuke and Gaara when he wanted to kill everybody to prove his existence. Now THAT is emo. WHY was she so emo you ask? Or maybe you didn't ask. 0.0 But I am guessing you asked! Okay! So, why was Ino emo? Well, the answer is……………… You must read to the end to find out! Hahaha! I am so evil!
Ino was just waking up that morning when her phone rang.
"ARG!" Ino yelled into the phone as she answered it.
"Hey pig!" Sakura seemed to be the only one that was immune to Ino's emoness. "You wanna go shopping?"
"No."
"Do you want to take a walk?"
"No."
"Do you want to help me at the hospital?"
"No."
"Do you want to gawk at Sasuke all day?"
"No."
Sakura continued to list things and Ino continued to say 'no.' Ino got tired of it so she hung up on Sakura. Then Sakura came over to Ino's house. Sakura barged in Ino's house and into her room, where Ino was performing her daily emo ritual. During the ritual Ino would think about having everyone in Konoha tortured and killed. 0.o Disturbing. But since Sakura interrupted her, Ino thought specifically about Sakura being tortured and killed.
"Go suck a butt." Ino told Sakura.
"Come on, Ino!" Sakura grabbed Ino's arm and forced her outside. Ino hissed at the sunlight.
"It burns!" Ino tried to run back inside but Sakura's monster strength wouldn't let her. They started taking a walk. Ino kept glaring at random people.
"Ino? Why are you glaring at random people?" Sakura asked.
"I'm going to glare at that fat guy…he looks funny." Ino murmured and turned her glare toward some huge dude eating chocolate. Sakura sweat dropped at Ino's statement.
"Ino? Why do you have to be so emo all the time?"
"Cuz it is fun." Ino glared at Sakura. Well, there you have it! Ino is being emo because it is fun! Haha! Aren't you disappointed?! I know I am! Who writes this crap?! I DO!! Haha!!