The Weasley Twins' Joke: The Musical

by The Parody King

Based on the hated short-story. Bill and his miss-spelled wife-to-be are getting ready for their wedding. But will Fred and George's biggest prank ruin everything? How far will it go? How many songs will make it dated? HBP Spoilors. Warning: May lower IQs

1. Act 1, Scene 1

Studio's Notes: Without further ado, we present you the illegally downloaded transcripts of the infamous broadway play; 'Wealsey Twin's Joke the Musical'.

Copyrights: This fic takes aspects from both the original theatrical cut of 'The Weasley Twins's Joke, and the unrated director's cut on DVD, titled 'The Weasley Twins's Joke: Extended Edition". Both are still in stores, everywhere. Though the original, two-disc edition will soon be retired into the vault.

ACT ONE:

SCENE ONE:

Bill Weasley walks in, in the morning, at La Borrow.

BILL:

[Singing

Oh, I saw a werewolf in my own bathroom this mornin'. Looking at me with a disgustingly scared face. Standing on the tiled floor that looked like flowers. And there was a monstrous glint in his eye, or at least a trace. I lurched, and scurched, and I got ready to leave. And then I realized that the werewolf was me. A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts! A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts.

Fleer (Yes, the makers still didn't care to spell her name correctly) walks in to join her husband to be.

FLEER (Y.M.S.D.C.S.N.C. (Yes, the makers still didn't care to spell her name correctly)):

[Singing

I saw a werewolf sleepin' in a bed, last night. And I plan for that same werewolf to be in my bed tomorrow night. The werewolf looked naturally twisted. But that's just my cup of tea. Now I must admit, I'm pretty good looking. So just seein' a werewolf makes us clash, magnificently. But I find werewolves unbelievably sexy. And then that werewolf got down on all fours. Lookin' like he wanted to chew the out of me. He then got real close, and lifted one clawed foot, menacingly. And then the werewolf asked to merry me.

BILL:

[Singing

A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts! A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts!

FLEER/BILL[Singing A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts! A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of Hogwarts.

Studio's Notes: Though this introduction to the musical may seem lame, terrible, and utterly pointless, you may be surprised to know that is IS 'lame', terrible, and utterly pointless. But don't leave the theater, the next scene involves an amazing flight on broomsticks and wires!