Yeah, so I was doing one of these memes to try and get rid of my writer's block. So I thought I might as well post it, since it's done XP Also due to some of my reviews requesting it.
CRACK TIME
List 12 of your favourite Hetalia characters in any order.
1. China
2. Iceland
3. England
4. America
5. Romano
6. Denmark
7. Norway
8. Switzerland
9. Spain
10. Canada
11. Prussia
12. Hong Kong
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Romano/Canada
… Nope… That would be weird.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Iggy?
Like bloody hell yeah XD ((well maybe… I don't consider anyone super-hot or anything))
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Denmark got China pregnant?!
Oh god…
Norway would be pissed. Very pissed.
And so would China. Japan and Hungary would take pictures and nosebleed. And write fics. The other Nordics would either be happy or extremely weirded out…
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Spain?
EVERY SINGLE SPAMANO OUT THERE
Well… maybe not every one. But more than I can count XD
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Norway/Iceland
OHMAGOD LIKE TOTALLY NORICE
(ships NorIce XD) I am only a little crazy...
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
America/Switzerland or America/Spain
I'd have to say America x Spain… I think America has a death wish if he tried to get together with Switzerland...
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Norway discovered England and Switzerland in a secret relationship?
O.O I think he'd leave… then tease England about it at the next Magic Club/Trio meeting XD Hopefully he won't get shot...
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Iceland/Denmark
Um… okay then… here goes…
Norway's gone to a Magic Club meeting and Denmark and Iceland are bored. Really bored.
DX it's so bad… oh god... it's not even 20 words...
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
America/Canada
Yup! It's called USCan, or AmeCan, or NorthAmericest, and it's quite fluffy, actually ^.^ I've read it several times, even though I don't ship it.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
China/Romano
Uh… Food Makes Everything Better, aru!
*facedesks* What am I doing… I can't call myself a writer with that title…
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
England/Prussia
Drinking. Definitely drinking.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Norway het?
Does that exist?
And as for Spain slash… I think everybody has.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Spain?
… I really don't listen to many songs… so I have no clue. Just for Spain, nothing. For Spamano… maybe Heart Attack by Demi Lovato?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Iceland/England/Denmark
Warning: Crack, drunk nations, and a poor English nation replacing Norway
… well… it is crack so...
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Switzerland use on Romano?!
Switzerland?!
… Come with me now. Or I will beat you with my peace prize.
Hey, don't blame me! Since when does Switzy even use pickup lines?!
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Canada/Switzerland
…. CANADA DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!
Switzerland was in a really bad mood. He rushed through the halls of the meeting room, his shotgun slung over his shoulder, nearly glaring holes through the walls. Oh, how he wished he could shoot something right now!
Suddenly, he bumped into a nation, knocking him over. "Hey!" he pointed his gun at the nation… America. "Watch where you're going, America!"
"Maple…" the nations whimpered, and Switzerland was confused. It wasn't like America to be so quiet.
"I'm Canada…"
Oh. That explained it.
Switzerland lowered his gun. "Ah, right. You're that idiot America's brother, right?"
Canada nodded. "Oui," he stood up and brushed himself off. "Anyways, I'm sorry for bumping into you."
Switzerland shook his head. "It is fine. Besides, I don't have time for this. I'm late for the meeting."
Canada gasped. "Oh! The meeting! I completely forgot about that! Can I walk with you?"
Switzerland sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
...
Oh god... that was terrible... -_- Kill me now...
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Norway walked in on Iceland and Hong Kong?
Squeeeeeeeeee HongIce!
Well, Norway would probably drag his little brother away from the 'evil thing that is Hong Kong' XD
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
America to de-flower China?
Probably something about Chinese Food..
I LOVE CHINESE FOOD, AY
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE, AY!
Sorry XD
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Norway slash?
Pretty sure at least one person does. If not, then at least I do.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
England het...
Nope.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Prussia eh?
Nope. My friend draws, but she usually doesn't draw Prussia.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Iceland/America/Romano
Hell to the no.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Canada...
MAPLE!
XP it's Mattie. What did you expect?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Romano?
Earlier this morning.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Denmark
His hair. Or vikings. Or being called the oldest.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Prussia shag Spain?
Yes. Both ways. If he was sober, maybe out of boredom or something. If drunk… well. Just watch out for Lovi~
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
England/Norway
The magical trio! Minus Romania.
Well, I guess Iggy would top. Nor's just too much of a uke (except with Ice :P)
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
China and Spain are in a happy relationship until Spain suddenly runs off with America. China, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Prussia and a brief unhappy affair with Hong Kong, then follows the wise advice of Romano and finds true love with Iceland...
"Absolute and complete crack."
Why is Romano the wise one, anyways?!
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Norway/Switzerland...
I'd die...
30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Hong Kong and China…?
Wtf?
Weird, that's for sure. And very… um… weird. Yeah.
32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Iceland/Canada
Total crack, right there.
33. Is 4 het or slash better?
America het or slash...
Slash. With Iggy. Definitely *nods*
No offence to anyone who ships America with someone else.
34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Romano/Prussia
I have not been able to make myself click on anything labeled PruMano. But it exists, I know that for sure.
35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Denmark afraid of Norway? Because Norway is after Switzerland and Spain!
Okay. First of all. Why would Denmark be AFRAID of Norway?! Then, second of all, Norway has a death wish. He's gotta. First he walks in on Iggy and him (...) and now he's after Switzerland... hopefully Norge doesn't get shot…
36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Switzerland?
Some video game character that wields guns (can't think of any at the moment)
37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
China to have a go at Hong Kong...
What's with all this China x Hong Kong?!
In any case, a lot, that's for sure.
38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
England/Denmark or England/Iceland
England x Denmark. At least they're both in the Bad Brothers Trio and are drinking buddies… But Norway would be pissed either way.
39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Denmark and Norway
Definitely. ^.^
40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Canada and Iceland
Um… That new one that's coming out soon! Frozen, I think. They're both cold countries so…
41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
England and Prussia?
… Oh god. That's actually really hard. Well… Prussia… wait, no. I think they'd switch.
42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Norway/Hong Kong
…. I can't think of anything DX Something about how Norway doesn't like his little brother's boyfriend or something.
43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
England/Iceland
Nope. And I dearly hope there will never be.
44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Norway/England
...Eh… not hot at all...
45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If Norway walked in on Iceland and Switzerland?
Didn't Norway walk in on England and SWITZERLAND, and then ICELAND and Hong Kong? Well, he'd probably drag Iceland away, somehow not get shot, and then give his little brother a lecture. And possibly blame Denmark.
46. What's 1's secret kink?
China?
His ponytail, or pandas.
47. How about 12?
Hong Kong...
Fireworks. Duh.
48. Or perhaps 10?
Canada...
His hair curl! Or maple syrup! But probably his hair curl.
49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
China/England/Romano
"The three ukes"
Maybe not Iggy but still… ukes
50. How about 2/4/6?
Iceland/America/Denmark
"Nordic awesomeness"?
idk :P
51. Or even 7/8/9?
Norway/Switzerland/Spain
"Complete crack".
52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
So China has a relationship with Denmark, but secretly wants Iceland. Denmark knows this and breaks up with China to go pursue England, who's with Prussia. Prussia is also with Canada, however, who's cheating on Prussia with Switzerland. Switzerland finds out, and cheats with Norway, who is, in turn, cheating on America. China pursues Iceland, who just broke up with Romano, who's now after Spain. China gives up on this, and ends up with Hong Kong, while Denmark finally ends up with England.
… I don't even know… Norway and Canada have death wishes again, and for whatever reason there's more China x Hong Kong in there… Well, there was Spamano and PruCan. So I suppose it's okay...
53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Denmark/Norway :D DENNOR
"Aren't We Vikings?"
They are though… so therefore it's that title.
54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Switzerland/China
I'D DIE
AGAIN
55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Iceland/Spain
Spain. No doubt about that.
56. What if it was 3 and 9?
England/Spain
Ah, there's the Spuk. (it's my friend's OTP). Idk… they can switch or something.
57. 4 and 9?
America/Spain
America. Spain, there goes your topping streak.
58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Spain slash?
Wasn't this asked before?
Everyone has.
59. Or 2 het?
Iceland het...
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO ICELAND/SEYCHELLES OR ICELAND/LIECHTENSTEIN HERE NOPE NOPE NOPE
No hate intended. I just don't like those ships, and I'm pretty sure none of my friends do either.
60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Romano/Spain
PERFECT :D
"Lovi… I love you…"
Romano couldn't believe his ears. Spain had just… No, he didn't want to think about it.
"...Don't lie, you bastardo…" Romano mumbled. "How could anyone like me...?" he looked away, ashamed.
Spain grabbed Romano's hand and turned him around so that they were looking into each other's eyes. "Lovi. Of course people like you. A lot of people do."
Romano shook his head. "No, they don't! Everyone likes Veneziano so much better than me! He's better at everything than me..." Romano looked like he was about to cry.
Spain stared right into Romano's green eyes. "Romano. A lot of people like you, even if you yourself don't know it. Like Belgium... or Ita-chan... or Netherlands, even if he won't admit it. And me. Lovi, I need you. Please? Will you be mi tomate?"
Romano blushed. "Spain... you bastard..." he looked into Spain's bright green eyes, shining with hope and sadness, all at the same time.
Romano gave an almost unnoticed nod of his head. Spain immediately glomped him.
"Really? I'm so happy, Lovi!" he grinned. "Te quiero, Lovi!"
Romano blushed but gave a small smile. "Ti amo ... bastardo ..."
Yayyy~ It went well! XD yayyyy~
61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Iceland/Spain/Norway
Denmark's gone and Norway and Iceland are bored… Then, suddenly, Spain drops by with no warning. What will the three do?
…. You know what? I suck at summaries. Let's leave it at that.
62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
England and Norway
People from Harry Potter, probably.
63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Prussia and Hong Kong? Not together. But separately, yes.
64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Hmm... China, Iceland, Iggy, Norge, Roma, and Switzerland. Yup.
Disappointing. There was no USUK. But it was fun, I guess :)
I think I may do some of the other memes later... but for now I shall be focusing on Character Song Recording.
Ciao~