Title: Sakano's Story
Author: Sasheenka
Pairing: none (if you don't count Sakano with his hand...)
Summary: This is sort of a prequel for Tohma's Naughty Mind. Sakano uncovers secrets from his private life...Have you ever wondered why no one knows his first name? Why he's always wearing the same clothes? Read and find out.
Disclaimer: Just Sakano's glasses would be nice to own, but alas Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami.
My name is Sakano.
Maybe you wonder why it's just Sakano and not for example Tomoaki Sakano, Shinji Sakano, Takeshi Sakano...Hiroshi Sakano – well there is a lot of options. My name is simply Sakano and I'm going to explain why. Not that I think anybody cares, but...
Do you know when my birthday is?
How could you, when I don't know myself!
You think September 19 – am I right? But that's not actually the date I was born. It's the date my adoptive parents found me on their doorstep. I was just about three months old, when my mother left me there with a piece of paper bound to my tiny wrist.
The piece of paper held my name – my full name and probably the date of my birth. But the only readable word was: Sakano. Everything else was blurred. Who knows if by tears or rain?
My 'parents' couldn't find a suitable name for me so they started to call me Sakano.
When I was a child everyone used to call me Sakano-chan; then Sakano-kun, when I was at school and now they call me Sakano-san.
When I entered school everyone wondered why I don't have a full name, but now no one bothers.
Who would care what's producer Sakano's first name, heh?
But this doesn't matter to me anymore; I'm already used to it.
My problem isn't even that I'm nearly thirty and I don't have a wife – this troubles only my 'mom'. Most likely it's because I find my own gender more appealing - especially my shachou.
Ah, that's it. My shachou – the ever so wonderful Seguchi Tohma. I fell for him the first time I've seen him and since then I haven't been able to think about anybody else. I know he's married, I know he's beyond my reach; I know I'll never have him, nor will I ever have the opportunity to hold him, touch him, kiss him...
Damn, I got a hard-on just from thinking about it.
That is also my problem. Because I'm so easily hard I have to buy bigger pants to hide it. And those oversized trousers are too long for me, so I have to shorten them and...
...I'm such an idiot, I know.
Have you ever wondered why I always wear the same tie?
The answer is: I don't!
I have about fifteen ties – I change them every other day.
I know that with this knowledge you want to ask why are all my ties green, right?
The answer is: I used to wear different colors, but one day I was wearing a green one and Seguchi shachou told me he liked it. Since that day I've been wearing only green ties. You probably haven't noticed, but they differ by shade. Just a little, but they do!
I know I should probably stop being this obsessed with Seguchi-sama, but I don't know how. I received offers from some people, but I always refused – that's also the reason, why my only sexual contact is with my right hand. But I can't imagine having sex with someone other than him. It means I'll probably die a virgin, but I can't help it.
My doctor says that the lack of sex is the reason I'm so unbalanced, I know it. I know it's bad for me, it's just...
...oh no, I have to finish, I hear some noise...Is it – is it Shindo-kun crying? Is his hand bleeding? Is it a turtle stalking him? Oh, my...
End? TBC? I don't know...
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It's probably not possible to be without first name, but who cares? In case someone does, this is AU, where you don't have to have it, right....