100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do

by thenomnomkitty

If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?

1. Chapter 1

Maximum Ride: 100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do.

A/N: Haven't read Angel, as soon as I finish it you will see those characters here.

This is inspired by 100 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do (at CHB) (on Mt. O.) by Taylur. I just MR-ified it. It's all the crazy things the Flock would do without Max keeping them in line... mostly. It's the same... but different.

I DO NOT OWN MR OR PEPSI OR BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S (movie and/or song) OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU RECOGNIZE OKAY? This is a site called FANFICTION, obviously no one on here owns anything you recognize.

1. Max would never let us have all-night full-blast karaoke contests.

"AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S-" Nudge sang as loud as she could, earplugs in, dancing around in that kind of way you can only dance at 3 AM after around 10 Pepsi's.

"What the flock is going on?" Max yelled as she walked in, still half asleep.

No one noticed, thanks to Nudge's amazingly loud karaoke machine.

2. Max would never let us guest star on Mythbusters.

"We have a couple of explosives experts here today," said Adam as Gazzy and Iggy walked in. "Wait a second... Aren't you two a little young to be explosives experts?"

"Yes." Iggy replied without a thought, in a very Phineas-and-Ferb-esque way. "Yes we are."

"I'd like to see you build a bomb out of a radio, an alarm clock, and some gunpowder." Gazzy grmbled.

At this, Adam and Jamie nodded, allowing them into their hangar thing.

3. Max would never let us live in the Swiss Family Treehouse.

"Dibs!" Nudge and Angel yelled at the same time upon entering the Swiss Family Treehouse in Disney World at 2 AM or so.

4. Max would never let us own timeshares in the Caribbean.

"What are you doing?" Max asked suspiciously as she walked up behind Fang and Iggy, as they hunched over the laptop.

"Nothing..." They said a little too innocently.

"Hey guys! Did you get us that room at Disn... nevermind." Nudge burst into the room, and burst right out again when she noticed Max.

5. Max would never let us have a food fight in Anne's kitchen.

"FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Gazzy cried as he dumped leftover mashed potatoes on Fang's head.

"Oh, it's sooo on!" Fang yelled, grabbing a can of creamed corn and opening it.

"Fnick." Iggy muttered under his breath, only to feel 500mL of cream corn in his hair.

6. Max would never let us write Percy Jackson crossover fanfiction with ourselves.

"No way!" Fang yelled, attempting to wrestle the laptop from Nudge's hands. "I would TOTALLY be a son of Hades!"

"And I wanna be son of Hermes!" Gazzy protested to Nudge's decision that he was a son of Apollo.

"Again, guys?" Max walked in, exasperated. "Just leave it to the crazy fangirls on fanfiction, okay?

7. Max would never let us EVER become bullriders in the Calgary Stampede.

"You want to WHAT?" Max screamed.

"I want to be a bullrider." Iggy replied calmly as the stunned faces of the rest of the flock drifted in.

"Yeah, right." Dylan snorted. "Of COURSE Max will let the blind kid be a bullrider. Because that makes Perfect Sense."

8. Max would never let us send up messages to the Nimrogs like in The True Meaning Of Smekday.

"And their wives are bigger than they should be!" Six Avian Americans chorused into the microphone.

Max walked in, muttered some unintelligible about exploding foam aspirin and going to take some Tylenol.

9. Max would never let us prank call the CIA about demon table lamps.

"Alright, we'll get you and your siblings into Witness Protection as soon as we can." The calm voice on the other end of the phone told them. Five shocked birdkid faces glanced around.

"FAAAANG!" Four of them chorused out the door as the fifth yelled, "FNIIIIICK!"

"Did it work?" Fang popped his head in as Max sighed exasperatedly.

10. Max would never let us bathe in raspberry jam. Like, ever.

"Are you sure about this?" Iggy asked nervously as he dipped his foot into the jam. "You didn't put any explosives in here, did you?"

"He didn't. Also, you two are flying at the back of the flock for the next MONTH." Max stormed in, a victorious-looking Angel behind her.

A/N: Okay, great. I need more ideas. My cousins will help me for now. I would love help, though.

Nommy 33

(And her cousins 'Your Face' 'Microwave Popcorn' and 'Ninja Jedi Squirrel AKA koalaaaaaah' (Don't ask. They came up with these.)