A/N: Well, I had an idea a while ago. Forgive me, Sephiroth fans. It was a spur of the moment thing… I swear. I would never disgrace the cold calculating Sephiroth. He's the best villain ever. But, well… sometimes, even the best of the best have to have a humiliation.
Sephiroth Goes To Church.
He came out of his cave. He looked at the sky. The sun was bright and burned his eyes. He cried out and tears came down his cheeks.
He went into a near by town. He looked at all the peasants. They were smiling and laughing. He looked at them. He hated laughter. He hated smiles. He hated everything cheerful.
A little girl came up to him. She pulled on his leg. She gave him a toothless grin. Sephiroth did something that has never been done before in the history of Sephiroth. He smiled at her.
She took his hand and led him to her house. Sephiroth then began wearing an apron that she gave him. It was neon pink, it had ruffles and huge hearts all over it. To make matters worse, he began baking big chocolate cookies shaped like hearts.
Then (I am sorry dear readers) Sephiroth did something to his silver hair. He had discovered that he had a new favorite color other than destruction. He loved pink. He dyed his hair neon pink. He started wearing a huge pink bow. Whatever was he to do?
Then one day, our noble villain discovered another thing. His blade looked rather dull in the sunlight. He thought for a very long time while making his cookies, with his apron on, and his pink suit (Sephiroth suit in pink… he has a personal tailor) and he did something to his blade.
He stained it pink. The silver was completely gone from the blade. He also discovered he didn't like the color of his eyes. He wore pink contacts. He loved pink.
One day the little girl went somewhere. It was Sunday. Sephiroth did not know what to do without her. He followed her. He found her at a church. He enters in all his pink glory and the whole town looks at him. He smiles.
He walked down to where the girl was. He started singing, "I believe I can fly" at the top of his voice. His black wings appeared, but they were not black! They were neon pink! He flapped them and was never seen again.
Some say that there is a huge pink bird in the sky at sunset. They say that it drops cookies. We will never know.