This is an unedited piece of shit. It is a crack fic and was inspired by slytherwins go check her out on youtube. Be aware of Kacchan's potty mouth and stuff. This is not to be taken seriously. Please comment your favorite part, lol. But, welcome to Kacchan's Candy Store. [Also, if you want me to continue, comment a song and I'll make another one.]

"Deku, get your ass over here!" Kacchan yelled causing me to wince. Sighing slightly, I turned back to look slightly at Kacchan and both Kirishima and Kaminari who were standing behind him. "Deku, are we going to have a fucking problem?" He snarled walking towards me.. I didn't want to deal with this right now.

"No Kacchan, we aren't," I said with a gulp as I clutched my hero book closer to my chest. Almost using it as a shield.

"Shut up!" Kacchan snarled as he walked closer to me, his side kicks following him. "You've got a bone to pick?" He asked, his hands were being engulfed into flames. Kaminari had his hand on his hip, while Kirishima gave me this look that said to run. "You used to be such a lame ass, but maybe, just fucking maybe I have it in my heart to not kill you stupid nerd. So, I am tired of seeing your pathetic ass face, and instead of showing the whole school what a nerd you are, here's some advice. Listen up you fucking bitch," Kacchan growled.

"I like," the trio announced. Kacchan had a smirk, Kaminari had a glare, and Kirishima looked like he wanted to die.

"Looking fucking hot," he said stopping about a foot away from me. "Buying stuff these poor assholes can't afford," Kacchan smirked. A crowd of the students gathered around, and how I didn't want to die right here and right now.

"I like!" Kirishima and Denki said at the same time. Denki sounded like he was having a blast, while Kirishima sounded a little embarrassed, though I could tell he was wanting me to run away. Trust me Kirishima I do too, I thought sighing.

"Drinkin' hard," Kacchan said.

"You aren't of legal age-" Iida said offended.

"Shut up sonic," Kacchan countered, making Hanata laugh slightly.

"Maxin' dad's credit card," Kacchan said pulling out his father's credit card.

"I like," Kirishima and Demki said, same as before. But this time they walked closer, with Denki swaying his hips.

"Burning weaklings," Kacchan said as he glared at Mineta, making him cower away in fear. "Screwing him," Kacchan said turning around to look at Kirishima.

"Katsuki Bakugo is a homosexual?" Todoroki asked. Just then, Kacchan turned to look at Todoroki.

"Shut up Katy Perry," He shouted, causing Todoroki to tilt his head. "You know what I also like Deku?" Kacchan asked as he walked closer to me. He grabbed my tie and yanked me downwards, successfully making me collide with his knee. Groaning in pain, he discarded me away. "Kicking nerds in the fucking nose," he growled.

"You lack the balls right now," Denki said glaring at me causing me to raise my head. "And you're still probably playing All Might action figures. Didn't I say this right Katsuki?" Denki asked, his face lighting up.

"I got rid of those when I was seven!" I said trying to defend myself.

"He's so pure," Uraraka muttered slightly.

"You're probably eating snacks your mom makes you," Kirishma said with a scratch of his head. "I mean, I am sure your mom is a wonderful person-" Kirishma was cut off by Kacchan again.

"While you will never, and I mean never will be a better hero than me," Kacchan said as he dragged me up by my arm. Just leave me here, I thought. "You can be not a lame ass anymore. All you have to do is step into my candy store," Kacchan whispered.

"What in the world is going on?" Aizawa demanded as he walked over. "You know what, just go home. I don't want to deal with this anymore," Aiwaza sad.

-Finish-