Telling Secrets and Peeping Toms.
(A/N: This is my first Naruto fic! Please know that I haven't actually caught up in Shippuden so if anyone's died or whatever, not my problem. Oh, and I know it's probably OOC and I'm aware they would never be in this situation and it isn't explained, but just ignore those unimportant details for now and have fun, okay? Oh yeah, and I don't own Naruto, blah blah.)
Naruto sighed. No one could get any sleep and everyone was bored of their hotel rooms, so they'd came into his. Now there were eight of them and no one could think of anything to do.
"Hey, guys! Look what I found!" exclaimed Chouji.
Shikamaru sighed, "Huh, would you look at that, a hole in the wall. This place really is cheap."
"Not only that, look whose room it is on the other side." whispered Chouji.
Naruto's ears perked up at this and he quickly appeared by Chouji and Shikamaru's side, squeezing himself between a giggling Chouji and a chuckling Shikamaru to get a closer look.
"Oh my God! That's the girls' room! Oh, this is too great!" he yelled, jumping up and down.
"Quiet you moron, do you want to get us caught?" hushed Shikamaru.
"Girls? Where?" said Kiba, "Aw man, would you look at those!"
Rock Lee suddenly appeared, standing hands-on-hips behind Naruto.
"Naruto, peeping at girls. I would have thought better of you! You know, Guy- sensei..."
"Nice PJs, Sakura, eh Shikamaru?" whispered Chouji. Shikamaru chuckled in agreement.
"Sakura, where!" suddenly Lee was scrambling for the hole, pushing all of the other peepers out of the way.
Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba and Chouji protested, but Lee seemed to be far too busy to care. His eyes appeared to have popped out of his skull in enthusiasm for Sakura's nightwear.
"Ugh, so class-less," murmured Neji.
"Wow, Tenten's pretty hot when you look at her," mumbled Naruto.
"Tenten?" said Neji, and with a moments hesitation he sat down behind Chouji, admitting defeat. He attempted to mumble some sort of non-perverted excuse but no one was paying attention. All they cared about was their surprisingly large hole in the wall, which was blessedly disguised by a potted plant.
"Hey, I think I know who Shikamaru's watching. Bet you've never seen Temari with her hair down, hey?" chuckled Chouji,
"Shut up, would you," said Shikamaru, blushing.
"Hey, you'd better not be peeking at my sister over there!" yelled Kankuro.
"Don't worry, Kankuro, I'm not. I hadn't even realised she was there. Chouji's just acting dumb."
"Yeah, well he'd better be. Who are you watching then?"
"Err," Shikamaru considered, "Hinata."
"Ha, that's a lie," giggled Sai, "Anyway, who'd be watching that ugly bitch?"
"Shut up you bastard! The fact that you don't want to watch the girls says a lot about you!" shouted Kiba. Naruto nodded in agreement.
"Hm, I suppose I should watch. These activities are good for male bonding." said Sai as he sat down.
Naruto edged a little further away from Sai.
"Wow, that Ino girl really is something," he whispered, though it was hard to tell if he was acting or being sincere. However, everyone nodded in agreement all the same.
"I know! I mean what she wears everyday is brilliant, but when you see her night-wear..."
Kankuro could resist no-longer and appeared beside Kiba. "Wow, I'm assuming you mean the one with the brown hair, huh?"
"No, avert your eyes to the blonde one, that's Tenten," said Neji, giving him a look.
"Pathetic..." whispered Shino.
"Oh come on, buddy, give it a try. Don't tell me you swing that way?" smirked Kiba.
"Mn," grumbled Shino and he grudgingly arrived behind Lee.
Gaara woke up to find every other boy in the room watching the hole.
"What's all the fuss about?" he said, sitting next to Kankuro.
"Oh," he whispered and no one was really sure if he was embarrassed or just as deadpan usual.
Then suddenly something magical happened. Something so completely special and wonderful and ever so slightly frightening that the boys could not believe their ears.
"Let's tell secrets," whispered Ino.
A/N: So that's it! Review, because I know you just can't wait to find out what happens next (oh, what a master of suspense I am :P) and if you don't I won't write anymore. That's right, I'm threatening you... Peace!