A/N: I've been hit by the Christmas bug and I've gone crazy. Bananas. Nuts. Cuckoo. Bonkers. You get the gist. This is what came out of it.
Any complaints, take it to Twister Sister – they are the ones who got me started!
Before you read the results of my over-imaginative and bat-shit crazy mind, here's the video that started it all: http://wwwy(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY
This my Christmas 'gift' to you all - a TB/SVM version of the traditional Christmas song "12 days of Christmas"
Read at your our peril. You have been warned. Enjoy! :-k
True Bloody Christmas
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
A 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight wooden stakes,
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine SVM books,
Eight wooden stakes,
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten Mr. January pictures,
Nine SVM books,
Eight wooden stakes,
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven lace panties,
Ten Mr. January pictures,
Nine SVM books,
Eight wooden stakes,
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
~º~
On my true bloody Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve orgasms,
Eleven lace panties,
Ten Mr. January pictures,
Nine SVM books,
Eight wooden stakes,
Seven Fangtasia t-shirts,
Six-pack of TB,
Five silver rings,
Four silk nighties,
Three French kisses,
Two love bites,
And a 'taste' of his GP.
A/N: So, what did you think? Whether it made you smile, laugh your ass out or made you think this was just plain stupid – and believe me, I still do sometimes – please let me know.
Reviews are like pictures of AS – I just can't seem to gather enough to satisfy my daily fix!
Merry Christmas y'all!