Ramen Fights: Miki vs InuYasha

by Zsugami Alba

We all know that InuYasha is obsessed with ramen, and we all know that Miki can't do anything without involving martial arts. What would happen if these two warriors met? Be prepared for the battle of epic ramen! Rated k for now.

AN: Hey people of the world, Zsugami here! This is my first fanfic so flames will be met with a foil in the gut, but constructive criticism is welcome.

The Ramen Demon

"Hey, InuYasha," Kagome began out of nowhere "how about we order some ramen? All you've ever had is the instant stuff." She and InuYasha were currently in the modern era and Kagome was tired of his complaining. Maybe if she got him ramen then he would shut up for a while. "Ramen, but I thought we were out." "We are but I can call the local ramen shop and have it delivered." "Sure, but I don't smell ramen close by. How are you going to call them?"

Kagome just rolled her eyes as she picked up the phone and dialed the ramen shop. "Hello, Onimaru family ramen shop, how can we help you?" Kagome placed her order. "Alright, I'll send the delivery girl over." then, "MIKI, YOU HAVE A JOB!" Kagome hung up, satisfied.

TEN MINUTS LATER

Ding dong. "Oh, that must be the ramen." Kagome said. "YES! FINALY! RAMEN!" and with that, InuYasha bounded over to the door. He opened it to a girl in a red skirt and white blouse with an apron holding a delivery box. "Hello, is this the Higarashi shrine?" "RAMEN!" "Wha- a demon! ULTAMET STYLE BURIAL TECHNIQUE, DEATH KICK!" "Arg, IRON REVER SOUL STEALER!" "HAH! YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONINT! ULTAMET STYLE BURIAL TECHNIQUE, BULLET TRAIN!"(AN: see episode 2) "GARH, BLADES OF BLOOD!" It was at that moment that Kagome came downstairs. "INUYASHA! SIT!" Bam. "SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Bam bam bam bam. "I'm sorry, here, keep the change." "Hey hold on, I'm not done with the demon yet! Let me fight!" "Kagome, wait a minute!" "Here, you finished the delivery, bye." Shut. "I'LL BE BACK, YOU HEAR ME! SO DON'T YOU DARE CHICKEN OUT!"

InuYasha would never admit it, but those two sentences really scared him. That was one demon that he wasn't sure it was possible to defeat. It was as strong as ramen was tasty and defiantly a force to be reckoned with.

AN: Wow, that was fun. Review and our little Miki Onimaru just might fall down a well. Zsugami, over and out.