Author Note - Yeah... I don't even know.. If femininity is even a word..

[IMPORTANT!] I imagine fem!Xanxus to look like Cinder Fall from RWBY. Go google a pic of her if you want.

The Flames of Femininity

Chapter 1

"This should make you feel better!" Giannini said to the crimson-eyed Varia boss, who instantly grabbed the bottle of supposed medicine and gulped it all down. "I'm no doctor, but I'm sure this stuff will work. Though I haven't actually gave it to anyone else yet.."

"Shut the fuck up trash." Xanxus said, and turned to walk away, letting the bottle in his hands crash to the floor.

Behind him, he could hear Giannini cry dramatically out in anguish as he was left to clean up the mess of glass.

Xanxus had been feeling a little weird the past few days and went to Giannini for a remedy. (A/N: Why Giannini lol xD He always fucks shit up)

"VOIIIIIIIII!" There was a loud shout as Xanxus entered the Varia headquarters. "WHERE'VE YOU BEEN SHITTY BOSS!?"

The gun-user grabbed the closest thing to him, a champagne bottle, and threw it at the shitty shark's head. "Fucking shut up."

"VOIIIIIIII!" Squalo blindly swung his sword around as the pieces of glass got in his eyes.

Xanxus walked down the hallway towards his room to check in for the night.

Crimson eyes slowly opened and a yawn was heard.

Xanxus slowly sat up on his bed and immediately felt something was wrong.

He was still for a minute, trying to figure out what it was.

Then he noticed a heavy weight on his chest as he moved to stand up.

Xanxus looked down. And then he paled as he grabbed at the two big lumps on his chest. They were genuine.

There was silence throughout the Vongola mansion until a feminine scream of, "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK-", interrupted the quiet air.

All the varia troops snapped their heads up and headed towards their boss' room, seeing as that the scream came from there.

BAM

The door was harshly pushed open. A nosebleed immediately came after the poor varia units saw what lied upon their boss' bed.

Author Note - Remember that this takes place in the TYL timeline. I think I'm spelling Giannini's name wrong. FOLLOW FAVORITE AND REVIEW PRETTY PLEASEEE!