Shippo's
Arrogance and Sesshomaru's anger issue.
As
the group sat down at another open area to spend the night in the
woods, Kagome and Sango decide to go for a bath in the hot springs.
Of course this meant Inuyasha having to sit guard to make sure
nothing happens. Curiously Shippo wanders over to where Inuyasha was
standing.
'Hmm… wish you could be in their with them?'
Shippo implied accusingly.
'Pfft. Not likely. Like I'd wanna
see her.' Inuyasha remarked cocking his head upwards.
'Heh.
Sure you wouldn't. Just trying to cover up the fact you can't?
Said Shippo with a dumb smirk.
'Just what are you trying to get
at you little runt?' Said Inuyasha, getting quite annoyed by his
presence.
Inuyasha starting to blush, Shippo was quite convinced
Inuyasha would love to be in there. For all the cruel acts Inuyasha
had done to Shippo in the past, and not for quite another number of
years, he could not hurt Inuyasha back physically until he was a
fully grown Youkai. Taking advantage of his innocent character, small
size and lack of age, he figured it would be the perfect chance to
strike back at Inuyasha… mentally.
'Hah. Its written all over
your face.' Said Shippo
'Shut up before I pound your head in
the ground.' Inuyasha threatened.
'Well… since you just
don't care so much, I guess I'll just go hop in their with them.
Heh, watch these skills.' Shippo said with a stupid grin
Inuyasha
stared accusingly as Shippo walked down the path to the hot spring.
In an instant, changing his attitude from a little punk to all
innocent and sad he walked Kagome and Sango in the hot spring.
'Oh,
hey Shippo… you look down, what's the matter?' Kagome asked.
Inuyasha… peeking down the pathway, able to hear everything
with his heightened sense of hearing due to being a hanyou.
'What
is that little brat up to?' He muttered to himself.
'It's
Inuyasha! He's picking on me again! He sobbed.
'WHAT?!
INUYASHA SIT BOY!!!!!' Kagome screamed in frustration.
'AAH!'
before Inuyasha could speak another word his face was plowed into the
mud.
'Poor thing. He's constantly picking on you for no
reason.' Sango added.
'Kagome… I'm feeling really down,
can I have a hug?' Shippo asked looking at the ground.
'Sure,
come here.' Just as Kagome said that Inuyasha perked up just in
time to see Shippo hugging Kagome around her… "Unmentionables".
'WHAT?! Why you—' Inuyasha screamed. Of course just as he
yelled that…
'SIT!' Kagome yelled again.
And his face in
the ground again.
'…Why that little bastard, I'll kill him!
Showing off like this!' Inuyasha becoming unbelievably frustrated.
Just as he recovered from the beads of segregation again he sees
Shippo cuddling with Kagome and Sango in the hot spring. And he has a
big fat stupid smile on his face directed at Inuyasha.
Blood
rushing to his head and not thinking twice about anything, unsheathes
Tetsusaiga.
'That's
it you little bastard! – WIND SCAR!!!' As Inuyasha yells, the 5
beams of energy rip through the forest, just as Kagome and Sango turn
around with Shippo In-between them…. Aww hell… they all say in
synchronization. Without time to react, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, the
hot spring, as well as well as a quarter mile of forest are
incinerated.
'AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Inuyasha starts laughing
hysterically. Aww shit wait a minute… I just killed Kagome… and
Sango… DAMNIT!'
Just as the event unfolds Miroku comes running
just to see the after math of the hot spring.
'Oh my God!!!! You
killed Sango!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!' and in a fit of rage
opens his wind tunnel and sucks up Inuyasha, and his sword. Panting,
looking at what just happened not even able to comprehend what
happened, 2 female villagers, who had just witnessed what
happened…
'Umm, excuse me monk, where exactly do things go
when you suck them up with that hand?'
'Uuhhh… that is a
good question… let's see… stupidly enough, Miroku opens up his
hand again towards his face…
'You know I really don't - AAH!
- And Miroku then sucks himself up, imploding the area and creating a
massive crater. With all the commotion, Kirara wanders over and sees
all the crap that just happened. With a 'WTF' expression… she
lets out a squeal of joy, Note the next sequences of quotes are
Kirara talking to herself in her head.
IM FREE AT LAST!!! No more
ass holes riding on my back like I'm a freakin' taxi service!
She
then transforms and fly's off to no-where in particular, yet.
Kirara then arrives at a small town. With no jerks on her back
giving her order after order, she loses it and starts terrorizing the
village. As she just finishes ripping a few villagers to ribbons,
everyone starts running and screaming in a massive panic.
"HAHA!
That's right bitches! RUN!!!' She thinks to herself as she kills
more helpless innocents.
Meanwhile, Kohaku wanders into the
village after all the screaming, only to see her former partner on a
killing spree.
'Oh my God… well, sorry Kirara. He said in
sorrow. But nevertheless, to his arrogance, just as he raised his
scythe to throw and Kirara, she had already jumped on him and eaten
most of him. After a few steps devouring Kohaku, She stops…
'Aww
crap… I ate his scythe…' Just as that though went through her
head she dropped dead as the scythe fragments had ripped through her
internal organs.
Elsewhere….
LORD
SESSHOMARU!! LORD SESSHOMARU!! LORD SESSHOMARU!! WAIT FOR ME LORD
SESSHOMARU!!' Jaken repeated and repeated in his more-annoying then
hell voice.
'Oh my God can that little leg humper go 5 seconds
without announcing my name?' Sesshomaru pondered to himself.
'LORD
SESS—' Jaken started again
'JAKEN WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK
UP???' Sesshomaru finally snapped.
'Lord Sesshomaru? What is
the meaning of this outbreak? Lord Sesshomaru?!' Jaken went
on…
'ok… that's it…' Just as he said, he takes out
Tyokijin
and cuts Jaken
clean in half.
'Master Sesshomaru? Why did you do such a thing?
Rin inquired.
'Oh for fuck sake not you too…' And without
thinking, cuts down Rin. 'Hmm.. maby that was a little harsh to do
to a child. He then takes out Tenseiga and revives her.
'WHAT
THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU DICK WEED?!' Screamed Rin
Sesshomaru
then cut her down again in reflex at Rin yelling at him. Holding
Tenseiga in one hand and Tyokijin in the other (we'll just pretend
it didn't get cut off) Sesshomaru gets a big smile on his face.
He
the re-resurrects Rin…
'FUCK'! Yelled Rin.
He then kills
her again, then resurrects her again.
'CUT IT OUT ASS HOLE!'
Repeats process.
'GOD-DAMNIT! YOU DOUCHE STOP IT!!'
Repeats
process, now laughing so hard his gut feels likes its about to
burst,
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!'
Repeats
process… Unfortunately this time, when he goes to slice her,
nothing happens.
Sesshomaru stopped laughing and looked at Rin,
who was looking at the ground, and as a red aura appears around her
she spontaneously transforms into a massive armored demon with two
huge flaming cleavers. And about 18x Sesshomaru's size.
'Aww
hell… I'm sorry?' Sesshomaru said with a stupid smile.
Without
hesitation Oni-Rin cuts Sesshomaru in half with one cleaver, then
cuts vertically with the other cleaver, and then in a series of
slashes cuts him to bits and then burns the bits to charcoal with the
flame on the cleavers. After Sesshomaru's had his ass handed to
him, Rin Transforms back into her innocent 8 year old self.
'Ooooh
right… sorry 'lord' Sesshomaru, I forgot to tell you I'm a
very powerful demon from the south… I just kept it a secret to
avoid any complications.
Alas. Every powerful human and Demon in the continent are now dead, hence, the warring states era can end and the jewel shards, a memory. Thus why today there are no 'demons' or 'jewel shards of mass destruction' and no ridiculously strong humans able to wield massive swords or strange boomerang weapons.
The End! What a happy ending, wouldn't you agree?
