A/N: WHEEE This is a crossover! Crossovers are fun! I wonder wonder what category it should really be in though, ya know cause it's a crossover...the title gives it away right there for one, Gamerz Heaven by Maki Murakami, and the other one is...Hagaren! That uber-cool show about alchemy and those poor orphen boys (and SEXY PALMTREES) by Hiromu Arakawa.

Summary: This is AU for the HnR/FMA part and is supposed to be setpost-series for Gamerz Heaven, but I'M MAKING UP AN ENDING FOR GAMERZ HEAVEN BECAUSE I'VE ONLY READ THE FIRST BOOK SO PLEASE DO NOT CRITICIZE and needless to say there's no spoilers for either. Rated for swearing; mild (shounen ai) pairings in later chapters. GUESS WHICH ONES! ;D

DISCLAIMER: No ownies the Gamerz Heaven and Fullmetal Alchemist, they belong to...uh...various...other people...ifies I owneded the Gamerz Heaven I'd make double Natas! Yeah...; And ifies I owneded the Hagaren I would not- uh, wait, that's a spoiler... Hehe...;; Um...oh yeah...I'm also stealing various lines out of the first book...I don't own those either...

WARNINGS: Pretty much just rated for swearing. There's character death; maybe a little angsty, depends where your feelings lie.

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The reflection of Kita-ku was broken and utterly destroyed after the defeat of the final boss. The unstable realm is slowly dissolving and it's time for the players to part from this mirror world for good.

The designated 'Navigator' for the game lay amongst the rubble, fading too. Kaito ran to his side, Kyoko close behind. "Nata...!"

The childlike NPC spoke softly, looking up at Kaito with tearful eyes, "...you must destroy Gamerz Heaven...so this won't happen again..."

Kyoko put a hand to her mouth to stifle her own cries. "No! I can't do that!" Kaito shouted, "Nata!"

"Kaito...please..." he choked back a sob as he weakly opened the gate, "...I don't want anything to happen to you...please, go...and don't look back..."

"NO! NATA!"

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"Danmit," Kaito banged his fist on the floor. Scrambling towards his PlayStation again, he exclaims, "Argh! We have to go back!"

"No! Kaito!" Kyoko grabs him around the waist and pulls him backwards before he can turn it on. "It's no use! I'll miss Nata too, but...he's just a character in the game! It's not like we can bring him to our world or something! And we can't very well go into the game whenever we want...or do you WANT to do that whole save the world thing AGAIN and maybe have MORE people disappear?"

Kaito stopped in his struggle to get to the console and bowed his head, "...yeah, I know. I just...I'm gonna miss him..."

"I know," she replied, wrapping her arms around him in comfort, "me too."

Not knowing what to do with Gamerz Heaven now that they'd beaten it and shouldn't play it any more, Kaito actually found himself considering Nata's request. Destroy the game...?

The next day, Kyoko met up with Kaito and they took a walk together down to some nameless park. In the depths of the rather large park was a stream that emptied out into a river a few miles down.

"I just can't do it," Kaito whispered, "I can't break it. At least this way...I could hope to see Nata again. Maybe..." Kyoko put an arm around him again as he tossed the disc into the water and watched it drift away. "Man..." more sniffles, "I haven't felt this bad since Rio and Ren died..." (1)

"I know what you mean..."

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ONE WEEK LATER

Envy sat at the edge of the dock going out to the river a few lots away from his house. It was a dreadfully boring day, even though his best friend Edward came all the way from the city to visit him at his house in the middle of the woods. He had a fishing rod in the water, but there was no way the fish were biting today. Ed sat in a tree overlooking the river and was idly picking at leaves, mercilessly tearing them to tiny bits and grinning slightly at the destruction.

Envy watched the blonde out of the corner of his eye as he boredly picked at the rotting wooden planks beneath him. "Dude, you're scaring me."

"Why?"

"Because you're acting like me."

His grin widened, "Thanks."

"Riiight..." Envy moved his gaze back to the water. He yawned, kicking his feet and making small splashes in the water, when something shiny caught his eye. A glint in the river. There was something being carried by the water.

"Hey...what's that?"

"What's what?"

Envy leaned over the edge of the pier so he could grab the object when it drifted by. "'Gamerz Heaven'?"

"What? What is it?" Ed called.

"...It's a disc. Floating in the river."

"Huh?" Ed jumped down from his perch in the tree right next to Envy. He bent lower to get a better look, "Think it's a music CD or something?"

"I think it's a video game. You have a PlayStation, don't you? Let's try it out." (2)

"No way." Ed straightened, now looking down at Envy. "It's wet, and you don't know where else it's been! I'm not risking ruining my game system."

"Pansy."

"It's called being careful."

"It's called being a pansy," Envy shot back. He stuck it into a pocket of his black cargo pants and stood, brushing the dirt off of his clothes, "My brother's got one hidden away somewhere, I think. We'll just use that one."

"What makes you think it's even for a PlayStation? What if it's an X-Box, or some other new model?" The shorter one asked as they made their way through tall grass and bushes back to Envy's house.

"Guess we'll find out when we try it."

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"And we just connect this here..." Envy muttered, reaching behind the television and messing with some cables and plugs to hook up the PlayStation, with Edward sitting on the floor and out of his way.

"I'm surprised you can even hook up a game system with all that old junk..." Ed muttered.

"It's not junk! So what if I don't have the latest technology, it still works!" He sat up straight, "There! All plugged in!"

"Yeah, only took a friggin' hour..."

"What was that?"

"Nothin'."

Wrath sat on the couch behind Ed, curled up and reading a book. Without once looking up from the pages, he shifted his attention to the bickering pair and said, "He called you slow."

Envy smacked the blonde upside the head before plopping down beside him and switching on the power to the game console.

"Thanks alot, Wrath," Ed mumbled sourly, rubbing the back of his head and tossing a glare at the younger dark-haired boy.

"Mm-hm," he answered disinterested, going back to being absorbed in his book.

Envy nudged Edward to bring his attention back to the game, "Look look, it's almost done loading."

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Hidden somewhere in the rubble of Kita-ku's broken reflection, Nata slowly blinked awake. The first thought that came to him was how long had it been since he'd seen Kaito? But then the reason for his awaking dawned on him. "...someone's accessing...!" he stared up at the black sky as the gate was being summoned, "...Kaito...?"

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Envy and Edward stared at the screen as loading reached one-hundred percent and a young child fzt-ed onto the screen. In a robotic voice, it said, "No data save found. Do you wish to start a new game? To begin press O, to end press X."

They each blipped yes.

"Welcome to Gamerz Heaven. My name is Nata and I am the navigator assigned to guide you through the world of this game. There are two active controllers- Please enter your names."

A few more blips for their names.

"Your names have been entered. Do you really wish to begin the game?"

Blip yes.

"This game is a beta release. Unforeseen bugs may occur. Do you still wish to continue?"

Double-blip yes.

"Well then, we are ready to begin the game. Please wait."

Envy and Edward blinked at the black screen. "...this is weird. What kinda game do you think it is?"

"Dunno."

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Wrath furrowed his brow, closed his book and asked, "Hey, nii-chan, what does- huh?" He frantically surveyed the room for any movement. "Envy? Where'd you go?"

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"...nothing's happening," Ed stated.

"Damn!" Envy fell backwards, "What a jip!" He flicked his gaze to the couch. "...hey, Wrath's gone."

"Huh? Probably went upstairs when we weren't looking."

"I guess..." Envy sighed and sat back up. "The game's no good, I'll just toss-" he stopped, blinking.

Ed gave him a funny look, "What?"

"Th-the PlayStation's gone! What the f-ck?"

Ed jumped up, "That's not possible! But we- we had the controllers in our hands! No one could've come and just taken it!"

"Aw man, Greed's gonna kill me!"

"Damn right I'm gonna kill ya, brat."

Ed and Envy spun around to see Greed standing at the foot of the the stairs.

"Is it just me..." Ed choked out, "...or does Greed have wings?"

Envy just shook his head slowly, staring wide-eyed ahead of him.

The winged Greed took a step nearer the boys and more so demanded than questioned, "Where is the Navigator?"

In response the boys took a step back, "The what?"

"Don't play dumb with me! Where have you hidden the Navigator?"

It was about the time Greed put his foot through the television that the boys turned and bolt out the door, calling back, "We really don't know what you're talking about!"

Greed chased Envy and Edward out the front door and around the corner of the house into the woods. The palmtree-headed one could easily blend in with the trees, and the other...well, he was short enough to hide in a bush, making it difficult for the larger and now-winged Greed to find them. What else to do but blow everything up? (3)

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" was the creepy laugh that echoed through the emptiness. All the trees on that side of the house for miles were gone, and a crater twice the size of the house lay in the middle of it. The boys sat stunned in the short grassy field and probably would have ended up dying if it weren't for...

"You have to defeat the monster."

"EH?"

Nata motioned his head toward Greed who was still acting very Kimbley-like, "Check your inventory for weapons and slay the monster."

"HEY YOU'RE THE KID IN THE TV!"

"SHUT UP, YOU'RE YELLING IN MY EAR!"

"BITE ME, PALMTREE-HEADED FREAK! WE'RE ALMOST KILLED AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YELLING?"

"...Kaito and Kyoko got along better than this..."

"FUCK YOU, MIDGET!"

"WELL-"

"...you two should really slay the monster now...uh, guys...?"

"-OH YEAH!"

"YEAH!"

"Guys!"

"WHAT?"

"He's uh, coming towards us?"

The two froze and looked in the direction Nata indicated, "...shit!"

Greed stalked towards them almost robotically, chanting, "Navigator...bring me the navigator..."

Edward hid behind Nata. It was funny because he was actually short enough to. "What is this thing he keeps saying about a navigator?"

Nata tried to turn and look at the older boy, though difficult, as he answered him, "That is me. In this game, the monsters are always after the 'navigator'. The player's objective is to prevent monsters from using me to enter the Second Zone, by any means necessary. If you are successful, you have beaten the game. Currently, you need to defeat this monster to proceed any further."

"Wait..." Envy said deliberately, "...you mean to say we're INSIDE the game?"

Nod.

YUP, it's a good thing video game Greed is taking his time walking over there.

Ed looked up at Envy, "...what do you think?"

"I..." Envy looked Ed in the eyes, then grinned devilishly, "I always wanted to beat up Greed."

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"Eenvyy!" Wrath called. He was upstairs now, still looking for his older brother. Passing his mother's open door, he asked, "Uh, mom? Have you seen Envy?"

Dante (a/n: so what, dante is their mother, shut up) sat at her desk with an open book to the side and was writing something. In a bored tone she told him, "No, not today."

Wrath shrugged his shoulders and continued his search elsewhere.

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Armed with whatever weapons they could find, the teenage boys fought with the ferocity of a newborn kitten. Really they were just having fun with this; Greed, despite his appearance, was quite easy to take down. After a while of beating him to a pulp, they finished him off and stopped a minute to take in their surroundings.

"It's really hard to believe this is a video game. I mean, it looks just like your yard!"

"Yeah, but, what else could it be? There's no way the Greed I know, no matter how much of an ass he is at times, can sprout wings and blow up stuff. It's just a really good game."

"Either that or a really good hallucination," Ed lay down next to Envy's prone form to stare at the clear sky, that to him just seemed a little too real.

"Hey, kid...whatever your name is," Envy rolled his head to one side to look at Nata, "You said something about a 'second zone' or whatever and about the monsters getting you...what was all that?"

"The Navigator is the gate between this world and the Second Zone. The monsters in the game try to get a hold of the navigator to gain access to the Second Zone."

Ed looked over too, "Yeah but, what's a second zone?"

Nata stared for a moment as if trying to remember something, "Kaito called it something else...it was the...the...the Real World."

"THE REAL!"

"I think that's what he-"

"YOU MEAN MONSTERS UNLEASHED IN THE REAL WORLD? AS IN THE REAL WORLD?"

"...yes. But you needn't worry about that as long as you keep them away from me."

Nervous laughs all around. "...well then...no need to worry...? Heheh...;;"

"...sooo," Envy drawled after a long period of silence, "How do we get out of here? Can we even get out of here?"

Nata gave a nod, "If you wish to save, I could transfer you back to the Sec- er, the Real World. But I should warn you, there is a limit to the number of saves...do you wish to save?"

"Um...sure?"

"Saving data...please wait..." Nata closed his eyes and then the sky turned black.

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"...'the hell just happened?"

"We...are we back?"

"Think so."

Envy looked around. They were back in his house, the PlayStation lying on the floor right where they'd left it. He sighed in relief. "That was friggin' awesome! I gotta tell Greed he was a monster in a video game that looked like our house!"

"He's not gonna believe you..."

"Hey Wrath!" Envy shouted as said kid came down the staircase.

"Where have you been, I've been looking all over for you, you just up and disappeared on me!" he scolded the older boy first.

"Uhh...somewhere. Hey, have you heard from Greed? Is he gonna be home anytime soon? I wanna tell him something!"

Envy's enthusiasm received a strange look from Wrath, "...who is 'Greed'?"

"You're joking, right?" Wrath shook his head. "Our brother, Greed."

"I don't know what you've been smoking, but you're my only brother."

"Oh, c'mon! There- that PlayStation over there is his."

"What are you talking about? That's your PlayStation, nii-chan."

Envy's eyes lit up, "Really? Wait- no, that's not- I'll just go look for him elsewhere if you're gonna be stupid, Wrath."

Envy swung the front door open and stepped out into the afternoon sun...and stopped dead in his tracks.

"What the hell happened to the TV?" was a cry that came from inside the house, though Envy ignored it as he could do nothing but stare at the landscape before him. That bare, crater-filled landscape.

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1 - Rio and Ren don't actually die (I don't think), that was just for this story. I don't like them so they be gone now.

2 - I don't really know for sure if it's a PlayStation that Kaito plays Gamerz Heaven on because I don't think they ever say, but it looks like one from what I could see.

3 - Sounds too much like Kimbley. ;; I didn't mean it to.