Daleks Kill Everybody Again
by AlchemistNemesis
Episode 1: Avatar - The Last Airbender
And so the Fire Lord wad defeated. Sucks to be him. I mean, honestly, I hate being defeated. If I was in his position I'd be pretty damn upset. I'd have to get therapy or something, but do therapists exist in the Avatar universe? If not, they should.
I digress. Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, and Zuko were hanging out a month after the incident on a beach. It was pretty relaxing, even though the Fire Lord was not relaxed. Come on, it's hard out there for a Fire Lord, just tryin' to pay his money for the rent…
Then there was a brilliant flash of light, and three Daleks appeared. "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" they said. But you probably knew that already, it's not like Daleks get all "hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!" or even "hi-diddly-ho-neighborino, time to die!"
"What are those things?!" said Sokka, well, not really, it was Aang who said it. Sorry, I lied. I've been a dirty boy.
"Well," said Zuko, "we're not getting exterminated any time soon!"
"YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED," said the Dalek at the front.
"HALT, DALEK-VAR," said another Dalek. "YOU MUST NOT KILL ZUKO. KILL AANG."
"I DEMAND EXPLANATION."
"I AM A ZUTARA FAN."
"THAT IS NOT HOW THE CREATORS INTENDED IT!"
"DALEKS HAVE NO NEED FOR CREATORS. ZUTARA IS SUPERIOR!"
"KATAANG IS SUPERIOR, YOU ARE MISTAKEN."
"TREASON!" said the third Dalek. "DALEKS DO NOT CARE ABOUT HUMAN LOVE."
"Well," said Aang, "this is awkward."
"CEASE TALKING, AANG."
"IT IS THE ZUTARA FANS THAT MUST CEASE TALKING!"
"CEASE ADMIRING COUPLES."
The argument went on for about five minutes, until Katara got on a large rock and proudly declared: "I'M IN LOVE WITH CLAY AIKEN. THERE. NOW CAN YOU THREE SHUT UP?!"
A horrible silence fell upon the World. Babies stopped crying. Birds fell out of the sky. Conversations came to a screeching halt. Fish floated arbitrarily in the ocean. The wind stood still. Everything just stopped.
"What? He's cute."
"EXTERMINATE!" said Toph, killing Katara with "Vicious," a nine-millimeter she kept for such emergencies.
"Toph! Stop!" said Sokka. "You're blind, you'll kill us all!"
"WHERE'D THAT BITCH RUN OFF TO?!" said toph, swinging around and doing exactly as Sokka predicted. Aang, Sokka, and Zuko found themselves dead.
Panting heavily, Toph said, "my purpose in life is fulfilled," and took a cyanide pill, falling on the sand within seconds.
The Daleks looked around at the empty beach for about half a minute, and simultaneously started loudly crying.
"WE DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE!" sobbed Dalek-Var.
Then Zuko's uncle came in front of them. "Cheer up, guys!" he said. "You can kill me!"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" then Zuko's uncle found himself exterminated by three Daleks at once.
Score:
Kills of humans by Daleks: 1
Kills of Daleks by humans: 0