I dunno I get bored... this is probably bad and waaay too short but peh i came up with this not you! (o.)
you can try re-writing any of my work!... only if you can write it better than me tho!... so really you could get a monkey to do it!
prince was walking through infinite city feeling bored, ever since the gran opening of the new patch everyone had shut him out, constantly working and overall being boring prepairing for the city invasions, saying that they didn't have the time to as they put it 'play' with him!
the unfairness he tried to be interested and contribute to there endless tactical meetings but when he suggested anything they shot him down, who wouldn't think it would be a good idea to have a meatbun grow a propellor out of his head grow enormous in size and then simply squish his enimys to death!
but no, that would be ridiculous and no one even believed him when he said that it happened a few weeks ago when he was training for the upcoming battles only to have his kills stolen by his squishy pastry and meat of a pet!
feeling extra annoyed he slunk of into an alley only to find "...I'm lost" skidding back and forth he tried to find anywhere he recognised only to see a large sparkly pink building with various brightly coloured streamers and sparkling glitter "Ummm, ok well I guess I can go in and get them to help me... I hope that there won't be girls there" brrr those creapy stalker-ish fangirls "pah, I've got it worse than Sasuke at least there scared of him!" the damn moaner you weren't stripped to your underwear and only just escaping.
"Umm hello?" he meekly stepped through the beaded door searching for someone to give him directions while ready to bolt from stalkers "no one here" he inspected the store and noticed it was a book store "Hmm except for Gui's bookstores I didn't know normal players made one?" various bookshelves were scattered around the room and even racks of doujinshi all with the words love, Prince, bard, Gui or doughnut hole written on them.
he found the store intreaging and finaly giving into curiosity he picked up a doujinshi on a 'pg' pile, wondering what it was about he flicked through it not reading or paying attention until he came across a page filled with small bubbles... looking back... "WAIT ARE THOSE MOANS!" he carried on reading.
(in doujinshi)
"Mnnnm" a long haired man moaned into the kiss of tall handsome man with shorter and lighter hair, the taller one picked up the squirming male pouting "come on Prince" the taller man now dubbed Prince carried him to the lushly drawn bed "Now Gui you know what I want" the shorter, now dubbed Gui snuggled up to Prince's neck in response before starting to lightly nip and suck it causing Prince to growl and fling him down.
Prince stood there staring and obviously enjoying the view of Gui sprawled across his bed hair spread and tangled with his bead sheets quickly causing his eyes to glaze over with lust once again and lent down to begin viciously attacking his mouth, tasting and exploring as he went slowly pressing down on him and tearing his clothes off
(Back to Prince)
he sat there drooling slightly (well girls are allowed to enjoy yaoi right!) but quickly snapped out of it and became enraged "DAMN YAOI FANGIRLS EWWWWWW!" he screamed befor running out of the store and spotting the castle directly to the left of him (why didn't he look there!) began planning the punishment for the owner of the shop and ANYONE who baught or made those monstrocitys!