A/N: Another crack fic

Little Loki sat silently at the back of the class, along with his fellow students, when school inspector Amora entered the class.

His teacher Eir began discussing vocabulary. She asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Sif raised her hand and said, "I went to the beach yesterday, and the sea was fascinating." The teacher replied, "Good attempt, Sif, but I want 'fascinate', not fascinating".

Thor waved his hand and stated, "We visited Grandpa's farm yesterday and I was fascinated." Eir shook her head. "The word is 'fascinate', but good try."

Loki waved his hand wildly at the teacher. "Miss Amora has worn a new 10-button shirt today, but her boobies are too big that she can only fasten-eight."

Little Loki couldn't understand why he had to write "I'm not a naughty boy" fifty times that day.

E/N: Oh my oblivious little fluff baby!