I haven't seen this show in a while, so please don't get mad at me if I kill it for you. Basically: Malchior turned all of the titans into lil munchkins, except for Raven and she becomes their babysitter, while trying to fix it. Story is named after the Slipknot song.

Disclaimer: I clearly do not own the Teen Titans. So, yeah.

Raven scoffed angrily. This is what happened when Beast Boy touched anything that belonged to her. It didn't matter if it was just a hairbrush she used, if Beast Boy touched it, something terrible happened. If Robin, Cyborg, or Starfire had came in to her room to look for something interesting to read, nothing would happen. But because it was Beast Boy, of course, he decided to use the book as a Frisbee with Cyborg, and Cyborg over shot the pass and it crashed through the window. Raven had gone to go retrieve it; she realized that the dragon Malchior was released from the book. The battle had been going on the roof for the past ten minutes while the other titans blissfully unaware of the fight. Finally Raven had fallen to the roof and could not bring herself back up. Malchior stood above her, chanting words in a language unknown to her. A dark blue mist appeared over his head and engulfed tower. Raven quickly got to her feet just before it had hit. Malchior laughed maniacally.

"Keep an eye on your friends." He informed her as he flew off. Raven quickly ran back into the tower. She had been expecting to see her friends bruised, broken, dead… any horrible malicious fate Malchior could have bestowed on them. Nothing could have prepared her to see four children sitting clueless in the living room. When Raven came down they all screamed in panic and all screamed one of three things.

1.) "Who are you?"

2.) "Where am I?"

3.) "What am I doing here?"

After almost three hours of trying to calm down each titan, they were content. Raven was surprised at the fact that three of the four were normal. Starfire pretty much looked the same. But Cyborg, had no robotics on him at all, he looked like a healthy young boy. Robin, was tiny and dressed in a leotard with a rainbow of colors on it, he looked like he was in the circus, which confused her even more. And the little boy, she had assumed was Beast Boy, had blond hair, blue eyes, and was not green skinned. She stood up nearly 6 times their height.

"Alright, so I need you guys to all work with me here and be quiet while I try to read and figure out how to fix you." Raven announced.

"Ravennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Beast Boy's shoving tofu in Cyborg's face again!" Robin yelled, as he did back flips in his leotard. Raven ignored him and read the book her temper flaring.

"Never mind its okay…" Robin said, Raven sighed in relief, things would settle themselves if she left them alone, but Robin yelled again, "Cyborg's even, he shoved bacon down Beast Boy's pants."

"Raven! Can you help me get the bacon out of my pants?"

"Raven! Can you get the tofu out of my ears?"

"Raven! I'm stuck in the dishwasher! Can you help me?"

"Raven! I'm hungry!"

"Raven?"

"Raven?"

"RAVEN?!"

"Everybody SHUT UP!" Raven stood up and threw her book down in anger.

"Oooooooooooh, you said the "S" word." Cyborg said.

"Beast Boy! Cyborg! Don't even look at each other! You get in that corner!" She pointed to the corners of the room. And Beast Boy and Cyborg both obeyed and stared at the wall. "Robin! Stop doing… weird… positions… what ever it is you're doing, JUST STOP! Go get in that corner! Starfire, stop playing with the electrical appliances, you're gonna hurt yourself! Get in that corner!" Raven screamed at the top of her lungs and the little titans all went to their corners.

"If there was another corner in this place I'd be curled in the fetal position in it." Raven grumbled to herself. She sat down and picked up the book again. The silence lasted for a grand total of 10 seconds. Then the whining started up, Beast Boy began with the pouting, then Cyborg and Starfire followed. Robin calmly sat in his corner looking disgusted. Raven exhaled annoyed, and just tried to read the book. Starfire started to burst into tears obnoxiously. Raven growled beginning to feel sympathy for her mini friends. She closed the book in frustration.

"Alright! Okay! Come out of your corners!" Raven said. They all came out and faced her, Beast Boy and Cyborg both had a pouty face on, Starfire was wiping tears from her eyes, and Robin crossed his arms across his chest awaiting her speech.

"Boys, can you two get along and just… not…shove food into each other's body parts?" Raven asked, Beast Boy and Cyborg both nodded, "Starfire… don't cry… will you just… not mess around with objects you don't know how to work, and Robin… just… relax… Raven needs to work on fixing you guys, okay?"

"Otay…" was the group response. Everyone separated and started a quiet activity. Raven finally sighed in relief and lifted up the book. There was plenty on anti-aging potions, but hardly anything on aging. She had been reading for an hour, but she had been attempting to read for 3 hours. There seemed to be constant chaos all around. After a few minutes of concentration she realized things had been too quiet. She stood up and looked around the house. Robin was sitting reading a comic book, Starfire was smashing a banana with a rolling pin on the table, and Cyborg was playing a game boy in the bean bag chair. Beast Boy was no where to be found.

"Where's Beast Boy?" Raven asked. Cyborg shrugged and Starfire looked around blissfully unaware someone was missing. But she picked up the food she had been blending together and floated over to Raven.

"I made you a cake! It's a cake of forgiveness." Starfire smiled enthusiastically. Raven looked down; Starfire had put mashed potatoes, jelly, ranch dressing, smashed bananas, and pepper on a piece of toast and was holding in her bare hands. Raven shuttered at the gruesome sight.

"Thank you?" Raven said. Starfire smiled happily and slapped the "cake" face down on Raven's hand, then floated off to go color on a piece of paper. Raven was grossed out by the gooey mixture on her hands; it slid off slowly and hit the ground.

"Raven, I'm hungry…" Cyborg complained.

"Then make something." Raven grumbled.

"There's nothing to eat…" Cyborg whined.

"Make a sandwich." Raven suggested as she started to move towards the hallway to go look for Beast Boy, but Cyborg stepped in front of her blocking her path.

"There's no bread." Cyborg said.

"Check the fridge." Raven commanded attempting to step around him, but he just moved to the left and blocked her.

"There's nothing in there but tofu…"

"Then eat that."

"Gross!"

"Eat some of Starfire's forgiveness cake! I have to go find Beast Boy!" Raven growled as she levitated over his head and walked down the hallway. She opened the door to each room; he wasn't in any of them. When she opened the door to Cyborg's room there were loose wires and sparks flying everywhere. She was getting close. Eventually she heard a crash from the room to left. Of course, Beast Boy went into her room. She swung open the door. Beast Boy was sitting on the floor watching a dark 

ball bounce off the walls of her room. It was quick and smashed a mirror on impact. Raven stopped the ball in mid air and the bouncy ball fell to the floor. Beast Boy looked up at Raven towering over him.

"This is my room… it is the only place in the house that is mine. You have your own room to trash. Go and play there!" Raven yelled.

"But it smells like potatoes and cheetos in there." Beast Boy said.

"That's not my problem." Raven said, dark energy surrounded the book case that had fallen over and it was lifted upright again. She let her finger glide across the bookshelf as she scanned for something useful. Beast Boy came and stood to her left.

"Whatcha doing?" he asked. Raven sighed in frustration.

"I'm looking for a book," Raven told him.

"Can I help?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because you're… going to get in the way."

"No, I won't!"

"Get out!"

"Make me." Beast Boy challenged. He was covered in darkness and felt himself being dragged out by a force. He was placed out in the hallway and the door slammed in front of him. Raven had not moved or turned for any of the conversation, she continued to search through the books. A rapid knocking came to the door.

"Raven… Can I come back in?" Beast Boy called. The sound of something crashing against the door was enough of an answer for Beast Boy, he quickly scrambled away. Raven sighed and after a few moments she found the book she was looking for. She began reading, but pretty soon she heard a scream. And she put the book underneath her arm and walked back towards the living room. The entire tower was in disarray. Starfire's hand was stuck in the garbage disposal and Robin was trying to pull her out using all his might. Cyborg was trying to keep the water flooding from the sink from reaching the carpet. Beast Boy was crawling on top of the refrigerator away from the water. Raven yelled out in anger. Starfire's hand was released and both her and Robin flew back and hit Cyborg.

"Alright! Lunch time!" Raven yelled. The children's face's all curved into a smile and they all took a seat at the table. Raven tried to look around and find something to cook. There were two containers of Macaroni and Cheese. She filled a pot with water and set it on the stove waiting for it to boil. She took a seat at the head of the table, which felt weird, because it was usually Robin's seat.

"Okay now, we're going to have to lay down the law here… Number one: No yelling or screaming or being loud. Number two: Don't touch anything. Number three: No fighting or arguing with me. Number four: No whining… the rest will come as we go along here. Any questions?" Raven asked. They were all silent and then Cyborg raised his hand, "What's your question?" Raven asked.

"What can we do?" Cyborg asked.

"Something quiet." Raven told him.

"That's booooooooooring." Beast Boy droned.

"What is Raven Law Number four?" Raven asked. Beast Boy thought for a few seconds trying to remember the rules she had stated.

"No happiness?" Beast Boy recalled.

"No whining," Robin corrected.

"Goody two shoes." Cyborg grumbled, Beast Boy snickered and Robin looked up angrily.

"Leave Robin alone, Cyborg." Raven said as she went to go stir the macaroni and cheese.

"What are you calling me?" Cyborg asked.

"What?" Raven asked.

"Did you just call me Cyborg? That's un cool I've never even looked at another guy!" Cyborg said.

"Oh… right… um so what are your names again?" Raven asked. The little kids looked up.

"I'm Victor," Cyborg said.

"I'm Dick Grayson."Robin stated.

"Starfire," Starfire smiled.

"I'm Garfield," Beast Boy mumbled annoyed with his own name.

"Okay well there's no way I'm gonna remember that. So Victor I'm gonna call you Cyborg, Dick, I'm gonna call you Robin. Starfire… you can have your name. Garfield…" Raven giggled at the sound of the name, "You're nickname is Beast Boy."

"Why Beast Boy?" Beast Boy asked.

"Well uh… because I said so."

"Why Cyborg?"

"Because I said so…"

"Why Starfire?"

"Uh… Because that's your name?"

"Good point."

"Alright, so are we gonna behave like good kids?" Raven asked as she dished out the macaroni to each plate.

"Why do we have to listen to you? You're not even a grown up." Beast Boy said.

"You're my least favorite already." Raven informed him.