Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. I don't own the fifth Doctor. I don't own the tenth doctor, nor would I want to.
The Doctor looked up at his earlier incarnation and grinned as he handed him his hat. He reached down and activated the switch to sent the cricketing- clad man back to his timeline. But the grin vanished as his own blue- suited body faded. The fifth doctor looked alarmed as the tenth yelled in shock:
"What? WHAT!?! WH-"
The fifth doctor- the real doctor smirked. He knew that hyperactive cretin hadn't had a clue what he was doing. Suddenly, the TARDIS gave an almighty lurch, hurling the Doctor across the room. He smashed into the infuriatingly hard metal floor, and slid into the pointless "coral" supports. He cursed in pain.
"What is the reason for these things? Is there a reason?" He moaned, kicking the coral angrily. Suddenly, there was the hooting of a ship's horn, and the prow of a boat smashed through the wall. The Doctor looked up as a lifebelt flew through the air and landed around his neck. It proclaimed itself to be from the "RMS Titanic" The Doctor stared in horror at the protruding prow. "Good grief," he grumbled. He stood up, dusting himself down, and glared at the ship. "YOU- ARE- IMPOSSIBLE!!" He yelled at the Titanic. He waved his arms in a 'shoo-ing' motion. "Go away! You can't be here! Think of the dimensional transcendent!" The TARDIS rocked a bit. Encouraged by this, the doctor continued his rant. "And what about the sea, eh?" He shouted. "If the entire prow is here, we must be partially under the waterline! So where's the sea, eh?" In desperation, he ran forwards and kicked the ship very hard. The Titanic slid out of the TARDIS, the wall resealing itself as it went.
Outside the TARDIS, the Titanic spun around, disorientated by the doctor's fierce footwork and smashed into an iceberg.
The Doctor sighed. "Thank goodness." He wiped sweat off his brow. "If that skinny moron had been here, he would probably have had a big, unnecessary adventure."
He turned to the console and operated some switches. The TARDIS fell through the Vortex, onward to new adventures...
Yay! Some more fun stories on the way if I feel like it...