Boredom chapter 1
Imagine the worst boredom you've ever experienced, now multiply that by ten or so, maybe more if you like. We are talking rainy, chilly days with nothing but re-runs of soap operas on, car rides to Florida to see granny in the nursing home with an Ipod that has over 200 songs and you can't find one you want to listen to, when you sleep over at a friends house and all they wanna talk about is High School Musical and hot guys (be even more awkward if you were a guy and this was happening). That is the kind of boredom this nobody and his partner and crime were dealing with today at the World That Never Was. Axel was seated lazily in a chair with his arm propped up on a large oak desk, seeing if he could stick Saix's tofurky to the ceiling, while Xiaphos as lounging in a dark red chaise lounge by a series of high windows with a few blue prints of the World That Never Was vent and sewer system laid out before her. She had a notepad with bright yellow paper lying beside her, scribbled with little notes and memos across it in an un-orderly fashion. It was so messy that it would drive Xemnas off the wall.
"Man I'm bored." Axel said.
"Oh? No luck with the tofurky yet Axel?" Xiaphos asked from her place by the window.
"Naw, and I've tried everything too," Axel sighed, obviously discontent.
"Ketchup?"
"Yeah."
"Horse radish?"
"Yeah, and who even eats that stuff anyway?"
"Xemnas has a certain fondness for it I believe. Tabasco?"
"Yeah."
"Mayonnaise?"
"Yeah."
"What if tofurky MADE of if mayo doesn't work?!"
"I don't really want to know."
"Me neither."
Xiaphos slammed her head back into one of the soft, ornately decorated pillows and let out a small snarl, sending the paper that were on her flying about.
"Darn you Saix! You have stumped us with tofurky for the last time!" She thought to herself.
"Hey Xiaphos," Axel started.
"Yeah, what is it?" Xiaphos replied, lifting her head slightly from the pillow just enough to see Axel's face.
"I've been thinking,"
"That's a first."
"Oh hardy har har, very funny." He replied sarcastically
"You were saying."
"As I was saying, we're surrounded by huge bookcases filled with equally huge books, there has GOT to be something in there that can help us."
"With boredom or the tofurky?"
"Either way it's gonna cure our boredom, whether we research tofurky or boredom."
(By now some bells or warnings should be going off in your head. Considering this seems like a very fancy room for members of lower rank. i.e. the large windows, the oak desk, bookcases and fancy pillows.)
End of chapter one
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Well, I hope you guys like it, considering this is only chapter 1. You can probably guess by now whose room this is. x