A Happy Crystal Heart

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I.. Don't own Bleach. I have real Bleach, but not this anime/manga. Poor me, right?

Hi! This is my new story! It started out as a role play and turned into this! It's a collaboration with another author who posts on adultfanfiction. Tasha's back again, and this time its with a whole new set of strange people. I hope you like this as much as my other one! Enjoy!

I wasn't quite sure how I got here, but this was defiantly not something I needed to see in the morning. I was standing in the doorway of the room of my fellow squad member, Tabi, wishing I wasn't. There she was, lying splayed on the floor with nothing but a captain's robe over her. The robe belonged to our captain, Hitsugaya Toushirou, who happened to be there as well. He was standing over her, tugging at the bottom of the robe in what seemed to be annoyance.

"Hey, come on and get dressed! We have a meeting to get to!" Hitsugaya grumbled, placing his hand upon his hip. I sighed, already knowing what was going to happen. Our squad had been nominated to set up for a meeting between all of the squads. Rather, it was forced work, but the captain still took it seriously for some reason.

"How can I get dressed? You cut off all of my cloths last night!" I really couldn't believe that Tabi had just uttered those words. I knew she was in a relationship with Captain Hitsugaya, but that didn't mean I needed to hear about it.

"Hey, it's not my fault that you wouldn't take them off." I placed a hand to my head, and sighed loudly.

"Well damn it you didn't give me time!"

"Just give me my captain's robe!"

"Then what am I supposed to wear?" Just as my head was starting to hurt, there was a deep voice behind me.

"Personal relationships between Captains and their subordinates are highly frowned upon." I nearly jumped out of my skin as I turned to see Captain Byakuya Kuchiki standing only inches behind me. Hitsugaya and Tabi looked up from their argument, just now noticing that I was standing there.

"Tasha? Captain Kuchiki? When did you get there?" Tabi asked, cocking her head.

"I've been here the entire time…." Both Captain Kuchiki and I said in unison. I froze, and looked up at him for a moment in confusion.

"When did you get here?" I asked. I was curious, because I had looked behind me several times during this embarrassing conversation, and hadn't seen a soul.

"I was here before you were." What the hell?! I thought in frustration. How had he been there the entire time without me noticing? "Now, if you two fools are finished embarrassing yourselves with your door wide open, I believe you have something to do. You are exactly 30 seconds late for set up." The three of us frowned to ourselves as Captain Kuchiki reminded us of the job ahead of us. Ugh. I'm seriously going to hate set up… I wasn't looking forward to this at all, and was quite surprised by the words that next came out of Byakuya's mouth. "Now, come with me Tasha-chan." I blinked. I was the fifth seat in Hitsugaya's squad. Why was I going with him?

"Oh! Tasha. I forgot to tell you, you were transferred! Good luck with that!" I turned to glower at Hitsugaya as soon as those words left his lips.

"And why didn't you tell me?" He just gave me a smile.

"I just forgot. You don't have to get so mad over it!" I huffed. This was simply ridiculous. How could he forget something that important? That's when something else caught my attention. Had Captain Kuchiki just called me "chan"? He couldn't have, could he? As I moved to follow my new Captain, I noticed Tabi and Hitsugaya doing a strange sort of tug-of-war with his robe. I placed a hand to my head, shaking it as I continued on.

"Those two are hopeless…" I muttered.

"Indeed." Captain Kuchiki mumbled in reply. I watched him for a few moments before I gathered the courage to speak.

"Ah, Captain? Did you call me chan earlier…?" He stopped abruptly, and I almost ran straight into him.

"What I call you has nothing to do with you." I stared at him blankly. How did that not have anything to do with me? He started to walk again and my feet moved on their own, keeping me only a few feet behind him.

"Captain?"

"Yes?" He sounded irritated that I was calling him for the second time in a row.

"Do you hate me already?" He stopped even faster then he had before.

"No of course he doesn't hate you! How could he hate you after requesting your transfer?" I jumped, looking behind me to see Tabi, fully dressed and grinning.

"How did you get behind me?!" She laughed as she leaned against my shoulders.

"I was behind you the entire time." Why does everyone say that?! I thought in annoyance, raising a brow at her. "So, you'll like this squad I'm sure Ta-sha. You have such a cute captain." I stared at her for a moment as if she were crazy, and turned my head just in time to see a faint tint of red across the captain's cheeks. A blush?

"Stop this foolishness and go do your work." Captain Kuchiki grumbled at Tabi, having started to walk once more. I wonder how many times he's going to stop on our way? Where are we going anyway? It had just dawned on me that I didn't have a clue as to where I was headed.

"W-wait Captain!"

"WHAT?" I flinched slightly, and Tabi seemed to take that as her leave, trying to walk away. That was unsuccessful of course, as I grabbed her before she could go anywhere.

"W…where are we going?"

"Obviously we are going to go have a conversation. In a private place. Without that fool you have." A private conversation? I suddenly didn't like this idea. I looked down at Tabi, who was still trying to get away, and noticed something odd about her clothing.

"Hey… aren't those Shiro-chan's?" I asked, raising a brow. Tabi gave me a sheepish grin, and I knew it was true. "How in the world did you fit into his cloths? Better yet, how in the world did you convince him to give them to you?" Tabi laughed.

"We're both small, so we wear about the same size, you know? And he didn't exactly give them to me……" I sighed, knowing all too well that this meant she had stripped him.

"Disgraceful….Get away from that thing." I was shocked when Captain took a hold of my arm and dragged me away from Tabi. Tabi chuckled as I got pulled farther and farther away.

"I knew you two would make a great couple!" She chimed, just before the two of us both went after her, swords drawn.

"We AREN'T a couple!"

"Uhuh. Sure you aren't!"

"I'm going to kill you…" Unfortunately she got away, so neither of us got to. We did, however, end up at Captain Kuchiki's house. How we ended up there, I'm not entirely sure. I also have no clue as to why this strange angry red head towering over me, is angry in the first place. Captain Kuchiki had told me before he left me in this room with the weirdo, that his name was Renji. He was apparently the Lieutenant, and I was to get to know him, since I was being placed in the third seat, just barely below him. I guess this means I'm going to be seeing a lot of this guy…I sighed inwardly, just before a sharp rap to my head caught my attention. I placed a hand to the soft spot, looking at him in confusion.

"Hey! Who said that you could faze out? I wasn't done yelling at you!" I wasn't sure what I had done either. He just seemed mad at me.

"Ok, But why are you yelling at me?"

"Why am I yelling at you? Isn't it obvious?" I shook my head and he raped me again, drawing out a squeak. "He's thinking about placing you in my job! That's why I am yelling at you damn it!"

"Well it's mean to take it out on me!" I muttered, backing away from him. It was awkward to be so close to him. Why is everyone always standing so close to me anyway? It's not like I can't hear them a few feet away. Do I look deaf? His voice had begun to irritate me, just as the conversation was brought to an end by Byakuya. He was tired of it too apparently. Renji was dismissed to go mutter to himself elsewhere as Captain Kuchiki dragged me off into his house. That's when I got the most shocking news of the day. I would no longer be living in the squad housing, I would be living here. In this house. With his family. My brain, was fried.

Author's note: Whoot! Chapter 1 is finished! Let me know what you think! Everyone's personalities may be horribly off. See ya next chapter!