Written for turnthatfrownupsidedowns' Dialogue challenge. It's not amazing...but yeah. R&R.
"What on earth are you doing?"
"What on earth are you doing in my chamber?"
"I believe I asked my question first"
"So? My chamber, my rules"
"Very well Sazlar, I couldn't get to sleep. The sheets Helga gave me are not comfortable at all. Lace is not very good at keeping anyone warm. Especially in this dreadful weather."
"What did you expect? It was a mud blood that made it after all"
"Sazlar. Don't call Sivles that."
"But he is a mud blood"
"He is a muggle born true, but not a mud blood."
"They're the same thing"
"You still haven't answered my question"
"Oh, yeah. I found this when we were in Deunla, trying to figure out what it does"
"So performing hazardous spells on it will help?"
"It can't hurt, can it?"
"It can if you blow it up"
"Well that's not going to happen, will it?"
"It will if you keep hacking random spells at it"
"Mi mill mi mi mi mi"
"You're such a child Saz, hand it over. This is very peculiar. What do these buttons do?"
"No idea. I've pressed them, nothing happens. No idea. I've pressed them, nothing happens. What?"
"Why did you repeat yourself?"
"I didn't"
"Yes you did"
"No I di…no I di…no I did…no I didn't."
"This is creepy"
"What is?"
"When I press this button you seem to repeat what you say without realising it"
"Really? ... Well?"
"You didn't say anything"
"Yes I did."
"Well, your mouth moved but no words came out"
"That's odd"
"Very. This actually looks familiar"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I found this book when were in Dorian."
"Go get it then"
"I'll be back in a second."
"Do you ever apparate just because you can't be bothered walking?"
"And you're any different"
"Just show me the book….That's not a book. That's a bit of cardboard"
"Just the cover. You can still read it."
"Fine, show me the page"
"…The pages are stuck together."
"Well then, use a spell. What's the point of being a wizard if you never use your magic? Might as well be a disgusting muggle"
"Echikna. There, got it.
"What does it say?"
"Well, it says here it's a universal remote"
"A universal what?"
"Remote. Basically, this means you can use this contraption to control the people time of everything around you. I mean, the object or animal you point it to"
"So, it's like a time turner?"
"Not really. It stops time, make you do something, make you quiet or quicken it up"
"Well, I guess we can use it when we want to have a little fun"
"Why? It's the possibility of getting caught which makes it more amazing"
"I hate you so very much"
"I hate you too"