A/N: Word: pressure.
Disclaimer: Don't own them. Never will. Would've just lost them in the bankruptcy anyway.
"Stop messing with that! You're making it worse."
"Can't get worse. It's all oozy."
"Well, if you'd keep pressure on the head wound like I asked, I could clean the oozy wound before it gets infected. If you'd left it alone to start with, it wouldn't be oozy."
"Ow! Damn it, Sam. That hurt!"
"You know the only way to prevent infection is alcohol. Maybe you'll remember that next time and leave it alone until it heals. Or stop pissing off angry spirits with rusty swords. Now hold still. I'm almost done."
"Thanks. OW!"