Expect the Unexpected
Chapter 1: Introducing the Narrator!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I do, Kurama wouldn't been mine. And since he isn't, that means that Yu Yu Hakusho isn't mine.
Narrator: ~It's just an ordinary day and Yusuke is walking to school.~
Yusuke: Where did that come from? Who's there? Who're you?
Narrator: I'm the narrator. You're in my story. Got a problem?
Yusuke: Yeah, I'm in control with my own life. Not you.
Narrator: And since this is my story, I could do anything to you.
Yusuke: Yeah right. Get this. *gathers his spirit energy on his index finger*
Narrator: You asked for it. ~Keiko walks down the street and sees Yusuke. Yusuke sees Keiko and blushes really deeply, thinking he might look like he's talking to himself. Keiko looks at him confused and walks off~
Yusuke: Grrr...You made me embarass myself in front of Keiko.
Narrator: Why? You don't have a crush on her, do you?
Yusuke: Of course not! *blushes deeply*
Narrator: *says sacrastically* Sure you don't. Anyways, back to my job. ~Yusuke continues to walk to school after his encounter with yours truly. He reaches his school to see Kuwabara looking really scared.~
Yusuke: What's up with you? You feel that old lady again.
Kuwabara: No, didn't you hear that voice? Someone's here but she doesn't sound familiar.
Yusuke: It's the narrator you idiot.
Kuwabara: Why is there a narrator?
Yusuke: We're somehow in some girl's story.
Kuwabara: She sounded cute.
Yusuke: What about Yukina?
Kuwabara: *gasps* Don't tell her I said that.
Yusuke: Yeah right.
Narrator: Don't worry, Kuwabara. I'll make sure of that. It's my story.
Kuwabara: Thanks.
Narrator: Hey, at least you were polite. And you called me cute. Unlike SOME one. *clearly talking about Yusuke* ~Keiko comes out~
Keiko: Yusuke! Are you going to skip class again?
Yusuke: Class is boring.
Keiko:You still should get to class.
Yusuke: I rather not.
Keiko: Fine. But at least tell me who you two are talking to.
Kuwabara: The narrator.
Keiko: Narrator?
Kuwabara: We're in this girl's story, and we can somehow hear her.
Keiko: Well, if we're in some girl's story...*thinks for a while* Hey Miss Narrator, can you get Yusuke to class?
Narrator: Of course I can. But that would be really out of his character.
Yusuke: You're nice for once.
Narrator: Okay, just for saying that, I'll do what Keiko said. ~Keiko drags Yusuke into the school~
Yusuke: Me and my big mouth.
Kuwabara: I'll get going now.
Narrator: Okay.
Kuwabara: Umm...some help?
Narrator: Oh, sorry. ~Kuwabara walks off to get inside, laughing at how Keiko was dragging Yusuke inside.~
Yusuke: I never wanted to go to school!!! It was all the narrator's fault!!! * screaming this and throwing his arms around*
Keiko: Stop it Yusuke!!!* smacks him in the face*
Yusuke: Okay *with teary eyes and a red handprint appears on his head*
Keiko: That's better.
A/N: That was fun! This story was inspired by this Harry Potter fanfiction I read where the narrator can talk with the characters. I don't remember the author name though. Sumimasen! m(_ _)m Please, R&R!