But I Didn't Choose Him!
A Legend of Zelda fanfic
By SoftcoreOtaku
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda is owned by Nintendo, which I am not.
Summary: "We goddesses don't have nearly as much power over fate as the Hylians think we do!" The Golden Goddesses' notable arguments. Game should be obvious. Surprisingly (for me) not a crossover.
/\The Triforce has been stolen yet again…/\
"Not again!"
"I choose the Ordonian goatherd!"
"I'll choose the princess… again."
"I'll give my piece to… What? Again?"
"Apparently evil hearts always desire your power over my wisdom and Farore's courage, Din."
"But this happens every time! We goddesses don't have nearly as much power as the Hylians think we do!"
"Sigh. Maybe if Farore hadn't given these people free will, our lives would be easier."
"Nayru!"
"Maybe so, but it'd be a lot more boring, too! It's not my fault!"
"It would be annoying to have to plan out everyone's lives, Nayru."
"… Good point."
"See? Wait… Did we just beat you, the goddess of wisdom, with logic?"
"Ha! We did, Din! Take that!"
The plunnies attack me in my sleep XD
Review! The power of Din compels you!
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