A charming young man walks onto the dock , with a big grin on his face , he clears his throat and begins to announce the show "Hello audience , my name is Chris Mclean and today we are on the dock of LA , luxury , and right now I would like to announce this brand new season ! 24 campers , from season 1-3 only ,will compete for once again , a million big ones , here`s the deal , we will be riding on a crappy cruise ship , ha ha ! We will be sailing to distant lands , with mind-bending challenges and also we will be travelling under the sea sometimes , well I scheduled it to be five times but-Oh , forget it !" Chris starts to form his biggest grin " Lets get to it ! Welcome to TOTAL…DRAMA…CRUISE RESORT!"

-opening theme-

"First on our show Is DJ!" DJ strolls over to Chris "Of course , a rip-off of World Tour! "DJ complains ,Chris glares at him "You know , these things cost A-L-O-T of money! Anyways , say howdy to Beth !" Beth smiles at the host "Fank You , oh , andth I hadth to put bwaces Bthack on!" Chris stares at her , covered in spit , she must`ve got crummier braces ."Anyways…welcome Heather!" Heather Grins at the host "Well,i`m winning this easy game fair and square!" Chris has a look of uncertainty on his face. Then, a so called jock walks on his hands towards Chris "Hey Chris!" Tyler says , but then he tumbles and falls into the water , Chris is just confused "Right…Tyler?Anyways lets get on with the show , here is Noah!" Noah has his usual look on his face as he walked by Chris "Yeah…I am soooo happy to see you here , hooray for more torture!" Noah says sarcastically as he joins the others.

Chris Introduces an intimidating Alejandro "Hello ladies , I do say Heather , you look as hot as the sun itself!" Heather makes the evil eye at him "DON'T…EVEN…TRY!".Chris steps back a little , he then reveals a Lindsay , followed by Sierra hugging a terrified Cody , Lindsay smiles at the so called couple "Wow , I cant believe Sara and Rodney got together,they are just cute!" Cody attempted to make a sudden jump out of Sierra,but she holds him way too tight "Help…me!"Cody shouts.

Chris begins to speed the opening up by introducing Gwen,Harold,Courtney,Duncan and Eva all at the same time ,they all had something to say:"Oh,I never knew that there were 24!" "GOSH Chris!I hate travelling by water !" "WHY HIM , WHY IS HE HERE?!" "Hey , can I sleep with princess over there?" "You twerps better not vote me off first or I will break your skulls!" Owen arrives "WOOHOO!" he shouts "Justin is in the house!" he stares at Justin as Two twins grab onto him , they were Katie and Sadie."EEEEEEEEE!" The sisters shouted at they hugged then lets Geoff , Izzy and Trent in , Geoff looks for Bridgette ,Trent awkwardly talks to Gwen and Izzy is being , A sassy Leshauna strolls into the dock and greets the others "Wassup ma sisters!".A Bird called Bridgette walks onto the Dock and greets Geoff , and they start making out.

Chris shouts to the others "Now give a hand for our last contestant , Zeke!" There was a silence , you could maybe hear crickets if you watched closely , as Zeke Walked down the dock , Girls gave him the evil eye and the boys nodded their head in then boards everyone onto the boat.

Chris Claps his hands together "First team Is The Savage Sharks and DJ, Beth,Tyler,Justin,Trent,Owen,Bridgette,Eva,Courtney,Alejandro,leshauna and um…Zeke!Next team is the Ravaging Rays which is Noah,Heather,Lindsay,Sierra,Cody,Gwen,Harold,Duncan,Sadie,Katie,Geoff and…Izzy!" Zeke crosses his hands "Why do I have to go with the girls that voted me off,eh?"Chris Frowns "Well,ratings will go sky high if we made you with the girls,and also if we split some of the couples!"

"Right,3rd class everybody down here."Chris leads them down a staircase and shows them their rooms "Rays this side,Sharks that side, confessional is in the loo over there,try it out!"

CONFESSIONAL : COURTNEY

"Finally I don't have to go with Duncan!He May call me princess,but if he does,he will BE VOTED OFF!"

CONFESSIONAL : DJ

"Oh man , i`m missing mama already , mama said I need to be tough , but *sniff sniff* I cant be tough if she`s not here!"

"Ok guys , first challenge tomorrow , bring your wetsuits!"Chris says with a Host turns to the camera "And that is day one of…TOTAL…DRAMA…CRUISE RESORT!"