ADOPTED BY SATAN

DISCLAIM: Story fictional. No violent reactions from overly zealous religious people please. Recognized characters are not mine, of course. Thank you.

Prologue

We all know the story of Adam and Eve and how they disobeyed God and wrecked havoc up to now, and how they were exiled from the beautiful garden of evil. And all of this mess was because of Satan.

But we can't really blame him, he was just lonely.

Lucifer or Satan as the world knows him sauntered slowly into the hall where Gabriel, the right hand of God, was waiting. He didn't like this monthly visit by Gabriel, questioning him about his next plans of pure evil. He wasn't evil, really. Maybe just a bit misunderstood, but he didn't want to take over the world. He simply wanted God's attention and where did that get him? Down here at the fiery pits of the earth and hated by every living soul.

"Hot morning, isn't it, Gabriel?" He greeted as he took the seat in front of the archangel. "I'm feeling a light flutter in my chest upon seeing you."

"Must be indigestion." Gabriel said, amused.

"How is Jesus?" Lucifer said, trying to be civil. "I'd bet my hot ass he is as happy as a bee right now, basking in all of God's attention." He pulled out a small silver bell from his robe. "Are you hungry?"

"Quite famished, thank you."

Lucifer rang the bell four times before a weird looking creature hurried into the hall. He had seven big eyes and four hands, and his skin was red as Santa's coat.

"Do you want roasted pig, Gabriel? It's today's special." Lucifer said, smiling. "It's my favorite."

"God prohibits ingestion of pigs, you know that. That won't get you back into his good graces." Gabriel said, and then quickly turned to the seven-eyed creature, "I'll have some milk shake and a clubhouse sandwich please."

"I'll have the same." Lucifer said before sending the creature away.

"Where'd you get him?" Gabriel said as he watched as the creature disappeared into the corridor. "Weird looking thing."

"I made him." Lucifer said with a smug smile. "I know he isn't perfect, unlike God's creations, but isn't he cute?"

"You have to stop making them. They scare the hell out of the humans." Gabriel scolded.

"And they make such good movies out of them, Gabriel. Humans, ugh, want a contradiction. I hate them but I want them at the same time. It's like I want to kill them all so that they'd all end up down here with me."

"Anyway, I'm here to check your agenda for the month. Spit it out." Gabriel said as he raised his staff and rested the opposite tip on Lucifer's chest. His bright blue eyes full of determination since it was always hard to make Lucifer say the truth. "I want to leave as much as you want me to leave."

Lucifer chuckled, "Why can't take the heat?" The staff on his chest was push more painfully. "Easy, Right. Remember you are in my domain. Calm yo ass. Can't we talk this over lunch?"

"You better start talking, Left."

"Okay. I'm planning on having a son."

Gabriel froze. "W-what?"

"Are you deaf?! I'm having a son. And you're a godfather." Lucifer said, as he pushed the Angel's staff aside and shook his hand, "Ain't that great? I'm as excited as you are when you had Jesus."

Gabriel slapped Lucifer's hand away. "T-that's an abomination! You are not allowed to have a son!" He stood up and started waving his wings around. "This is – this is."

"A miracle, Right." Lucifer finished, smiling. "There is nothing else you can do. He is being born right now, as a human. The rule still goes, Gabriel, you cannot harm a human."

Gabriel flushed as he realized the horror Lucifer did this time. Damn they should've made this daily visits to make sure Lucifer stays out of trouble. "I'm leaving. You can send me the sandwich." With that he was enveloped by a bright light and was gone.

The seven-eyed creature hurried into the room carrying two plates of sandwiches and two tall glasses of milk shakes. Carefully he placed them on the coffee table and with a respectful bow, he left.

Lucifer smiled. This was the happiest he has ever been for quite a while. He took a sip from his milk shake and muttered, "You will not harm my son."

HELLO! YES I'M BACK! :) Things will heat up, don't worry! R and R? :) And oh yeah, since I just return to FFN world, recommend me some good stories please. TTYL! :)