Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A/N: I don't know what this is. Seriously. I just wrote it and posted it. That is all.
Sasuke awoke to a rhythmic pressure on a very strange part of his body. His nose scrunched up trying to identify the source. No such luck. He groaned. The pressure stopped abruptly. He proceeded to let himself cling on to the last vestiges of sleep. Alas, the thing started up again barely a minute later. He snapped open his eyes and was greeted with a very tanned, very toned and very bare chest. No wonder. He didn't remember his pillow being this hard.
Wait a minute. Sasuke narrowed his eyes dangerously. Just what is the idiot doing? His brain was then able to connect the fact that the pressure on his backside had something to do with Naruto's hand. It was at this point that said brain short-circuted.
"What are you doing?" was said very, very quietly.
The hand groping him paused mid-squeeze. "Uhhh... I…," the sentence trailed off uselessly.
Slowly, very slowly, Sasuke moved his right arm behind him and extracted both Naruto's (groping) hands from his ass, one at a time.
He then proceeded to settle himself more comfortably across the blond before him and drifted back into slumber.
From below him, Naruto's hands twitched at his sides as he grinned ruefully.
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