Soap: Were going on vacation, were going on vacation!!! ((Soap is dancing around like a stupid idiot.))
JO:((Packing lighters and matches into his suitcase)) I like fire! Fire is my friend!! ((He holds up his blackend hands))
Syd:NO NO NO!!! How many times must I explain???!!! We are not really going to go to Jurassic Park, I'm just making a story about going to Jurrasic park!!
JO: ((Drops his can of gasoline he was going to pack and starts to cry)) You don't love us!!!!
Soap: But we love you!!!!
JO:((Has already forgotten about the misunderstanding and is lighting things on fire and doing his happy dance!!)
Syd: Onto chapter one!!!! (( You may need to read my bio to understand, in fact, I highly recommend it!!))
I do not own Jurassic Park or any of the dinosaurs on it, I do own Soap and Jo and me.
JO: I own the matches!!!!
My Alarm clock
"Wake up Syd!" Soap was standing on my stomach with a large grin on her face. " We have finally arrived! No JO!! Not the gasoline canister!!" Soap ran off and grabbed JO before he dropped a lit match on a pile of old gasoline cans.
"umm...remoodetapso!!!!" I mumbled furiously.
" What did you say?? I can't understand you." Soap said happily, staring at me.
" Isaremoodetapso!!!!!"
" Hold on a second, let me remove the duct tape from your mouth first" Soap reached down and tore the tape away from my mouth. I gave her a death glare.
"Now, Soap, since you can understand me now, please untie me!" Soap helped me up and untied my arms and legs, " Why did you hit me with a frying pan, tie my hands and feet, and put duct tape over my mouth?!"
Soap sighed big and started to explain everything," Well, JO and I decided you needed a vacation, so we hit you over the head with a frying pan so we could tie your hands and feet so that you wouldn't remove the duct tape which we used to keep you from screaming at us. But unfortunatly I was stupid enough to undo the duct tape which gives you the opputunity to scream and I undid your hands and feet which gives you the opputunity to strangle us. I should run now!" Soap took off running down the boat.
" Soap, I'm not going to strangle you. I just want to know where we are going." I said while rubbing a large lump on my head.
" We're going to go to Costa Rica, can't you see the island?" she replied while pointing ahead a ways.
I stared at the island with little shacks lining the coast and I could see what looked like little people running away from some kind of wild animal. "Oh joy. I can tell it's going to be a fun trip," I said sarcastically
" Uh... No JO! Not the gasoline!!!!" Soap yelled to the front of the boat. Jo lit the match, and dropped it right on top of the pile.
"Run!!!" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The explosion was bad. It left the boat in shreds and my muses and I unconscious, floating on a big peice of wood from the boat. The last thing I saw was the bright light from the boat, I just hope that's not the last thing I see in life.((Duh-Duh))
Thump! Thump! Thump!
"Mommy, make the elephant go away!" I mumbled sleepily. I opened my eyes to see green everywhere." Man, I thought heaven was white and really shiny.... " I then noticed the wood I was floating on kept knocking up against a tree. When I climbed off of it, it slowly started to float away with Soap. Oh shoot, I better get her! She then floated off the edge of a waterfall. Why didn't I notice that. Oh well a little water never hurt a muse.
"Fire...dangit...fire...dangit....fire....dangit..."I found JO trying to light a rock on fire down beside a stream.
"JO, it's really not going to work," I said to him softly.
" Friggin thing will work!!! Nothing concures fire!!!!" he said angrily. He kept trying to light the rock on fire, cursing softly.
I took a match and lit it, JO watched me suspiciously. I took the match over the the water and dunked it in. The flame went out instantly.
JO's lip began to quiver softly before he began bawling.
" YOU KILLED IT!! WAH!!! IT WAS A BABY!!!!!!!!!!" JO bawled, he then saw a butterfly and walked over and lit it on fire, "Fire, hahahahaha!!! I like fire!!!!!" He pointed at it as it flew off, "Look Syd, it's a firefly!!!" He laughed crazily. I slipped out of his veiw and stole the rest of the matches and put them in my pocket.
"Hey, JO, let's go find Soap!!!"
" Can I light her on fire?" Jo asked hopefully.
" No JO!!"
" Then I'm not going!"
" Fine, you can light her hair on fire,"
" Yay!!" JO danced around happily as we took off. I just couldn't figure out where we were, or how we were going to get off this island.
In the distance we heard an angry roar. " Uh Oh, Soap must be mad!!!" JO said happily, an evil smile crossed his face.I knew it was no Soap of mine we were hearing, it was big. Really big.
Syd: End of chapter one!!!! OH yeah Oh yeah!!!
Soap: ((Mouth open )) YOU LET ME FALL OVER THE WATERFALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syd: Don't worry, I won't let you get hurt.
Soap: (( trips over a rock and falls over a cliff)) CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Syd: OOPS!!! SORRY!!!!! Well anyways, It's my first fanfic and first chapter kinda chopy and not a great flow, I'm having a difficult time on the second chapter though so hey, R&R! Bye!
JO:((Packing lighters and matches into his suitcase)) I like fire! Fire is my friend!! ((He holds up his blackend hands))
Syd:NO NO NO!!! How many times must I explain???!!! We are not really going to go to Jurassic Park, I'm just making a story about going to Jurrasic park!!
JO: ((Drops his can of gasoline he was going to pack and starts to cry)) You don't love us!!!!
Soap: But we love you!!!!
JO:((Has already forgotten about the misunderstanding and is lighting things on fire and doing his happy dance!!)
Syd: Onto chapter one!!!! (( You may need to read my bio to understand, in fact, I highly recommend it!!))
I do not own Jurassic Park or any of the dinosaurs on it, I do own Soap and Jo and me.
JO: I own the matches!!!!
My Alarm clock
"Wake up Syd!" Soap was standing on my stomach with a large grin on her face. " We have finally arrived! No JO!! Not the gasoline canister!!" Soap ran off and grabbed JO before he dropped a lit match on a pile of old gasoline cans.
"umm...remoodetapso!!!!" I mumbled furiously.
" What did you say?? I can't understand you." Soap said happily, staring at me.
" Isaremoodetapso!!!!!"
" Hold on a second, let me remove the duct tape from your mouth first" Soap reached down and tore the tape away from my mouth. I gave her a death glare.
"Now, Soap, since you can understand me now, please untie me!" Soap helped me up and untied my arms and legs, " Why did you hit me with a frying pan, tie my hands and feet, and put duct tape over my mouth?!"
Soap sighed big and started to explain everything," Well, JO and I decided you needed a vacation, so we hit you over the head with a frying pan so we could tie your hands and feet so that you wouldn't remove the duct tape which we used to keep you from screaming at us. But unfortunatly I was stupid enough to undo the duct tape which gives you the opputunity to scream and I undid your hands and feet which gives you the opputunity to strangle us. I should run now!" Soap took off running down the boat.
" Soap, I'm not going to strangle you. I just want to know where we are going." I said while rubbing a large lump on my head.
" We're going to go to Costa Rica, can't you see the island?" she replied while pointing ahead a ways.
I stared at the island with little shacks lining the coast and I could see what looked like little people running away from some kind of wild animal. "Oh joy. I can tell it's going to be a fun trip," I said sarcastically
" Uh... No JO! Not the gasoline!!!!" Soap yelled to the front of the boat. Jo lit the match, and dropped it right on top of the pile.
"Run!!!" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The explosion was bad. It left the boat in shreds and my muses and I unconscious, floating on a big peice of wood from the boat. The last thing I saw was the bright light from the boat, I just hope that's not the last thing I see in life.((Duh-Duh))
Thump! Thump! Thump!
"Mommy, make the elephant go away!" I mumbled sleepily. I opened my eyes to see green everywhere." Man, I thought heaven was white and really shiny.... " I then noticed the wood I was floating on kept knocking up against a tree. When I climbed off of it, it slowly started to float away with Soap. Oh shoot, I better get her! She then floated off the edge of a waterfall. Why didn't I notice that. Oh well a little water never hurt a muse.
"Fire...dangit...fire...dangit....fire....dangit..."I found JO trying to light a rock on fire down beside a stream.
"JO, it's really not going to work," I said to him softly.
" Friggin thing will work!!! Nothing concures fire!!!!" he said angrily. He kept trying to light the rock on fire, cursing softly.
I took a match and lit it, JO watched me suspiciously. I took the match over the the water and dunked it in. The flame went out instantly.
JO's lip began to quiver softly before he began bawling.
" YOU KILLED IT!! WAH!!! IT WAS A BABY!!!!!!!!!!" JO bawled, he then saw a butterfly and walked over and lit it on fire, "Fire, hahahahaha!!! I like fire!!!!!" He pointed at it as it flew off, "Look Syd, it's a firefly!!!" He laughed crazily. I slipped out of his veiw and stole the rest of the matches and put them in my pocket.
"Hey, JO, let's go find Soap!!!"
" Can I light her on fire?" Jo asked hopefully.
" No JO!!"
" Then I'm not going!"
" Fine, you can light her hair on fire,"
" Yay!!" JO danced around happily as we took off. I just couldn't figure out where we were, or how we were going to get off this island.
In the distance we heard an angry roar. " Uh Oh, Soap must be mad!!!" JO said happily, an evil smile crossed his face.I knew it was no Soap of mine we were hearing, it was big. Really big.
Syd: End of chapter one!!!! OH yeah Oh yeah!!!
Soap: ((Mouth open )) YOU LET ME FALL OVER THE WATERFALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syd: Don't worry, I won't let you get hurt.
Soap: (( trips over a rock and falls over a cliff)) CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Syd: OOPS!!! SORRY!!!!! Well anyways, It's my first fanfic and first chapter kinda chopy and not a great flow, I'm having a difficult time on the second chapter though so hey, R&R! Bye!