I Do
The big day's here,
And you're afraid,
You're running late,
You've bills unpaid.
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Supervillains, a day's work,
And petty thugs are child's play.
But all of these now seem a breeze,
Now that you're here, on marriage day.
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Now in the lobby, here at last,
Your best friend's here, you gladly see.
At his urging, off your mask,
Marriage is based on honesty.
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Up the aisle, quietly walk,
See at last your future bride.
Let words by mumbled, as those present,
See your bond be sanctified.
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And as you stand there, here and now,
You're now resolved to see this through.
So when asked life's most important question,
You simply utter, "yes, I do."