Okay, this is a story written by three best friends.Belladonna, Raliena and
Ruinwen!! This is a true story of life at our school.it's all MADNESS!!!!
Any Film/movie/book etc characters talked about or added in for the fun of
it are not ours and we just like to drool over them!
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"I hate croissants for breakfast, they're so not filling. How are we supposed to survive all day on two croissants and orange juice?" Hayley moaned as she walked into the I.T Room Monday morning.
"That's why we have such a thing called Lunch." Rae explained as she continued typing away and reading a web page almost at the same time.
"Rae, you're a day girl, you go to lunch only because you are at home for a nice filling breakfast and an edible dinner, with snacks in between. I, on the other hand, only go home for half term and holidays, I have no tuck to keep me going apart from tea and cuppa soups and I haven't had one of those since the beginning of the year. Lunch is not something I can go through and stay sane afterwards.
"You aren't sane anyway, so what's the difference?"
"Ah yes but, if I were to continue eating lunch, I would become even more mad than before and you wouldn't like that now would you?" Hayley threatened.
Rae shuddered at this thought and immediately stated that Hayley could starve as long as she didn't go mad.der than before.
Hayley sat down and logged on to the computer silently thinking to herself. At that moment Henry walked in looking her normal messy self, but something wasn't right. At that moment she realised what it was and fell on the floor suffering a heart-attack!
"You've.gasp.brushed.gasp.your hair.gasp!!!!" after that she fell into unconsciousness. Rae stepped over Hayley and took a closer look at Henry.
"She's right but why?"
"I felt like starting a new term looking as new as possible. Also I wanna see if I can break my record of quickest time to form a large knot."
"But it took Hayley ages to un-mat the whole thing the last time you tried."
At this Hayley suddenly regained consciousness and stood up from the I.T room floor,
"There is absolutely no way I'm going through that palaver again, and anyway, Morris will kill you!" Hayley tried to reason but to no avail.
"Like I care what Mozza will say! Anyway, wotcha all doing?" Henry asked nonchalantly.
"Talking about a certain lack of filling breakfast and Hayley becoming even more insane." Rae casually stated.
"Oh no, why would she do that, it's not fair!!!!" Henry became hysterical.
"HEY!!!" Hayley objected, "Anyway I've gotta become even more mad. Mrs Thorpedo said I was a little ray of sunshine in the morning!"
"Was this before or after your routine caffeine fix?" Rae asked
"BEFORE!!!" Hayley replied, shocked.
"Wow, are you sure she said that??? You weren't just hallucinating?" Henry was now officially bewildered.
"No, seriously. They also called up my mum and said how nice and polite I am. She thought they were talking about Jessica for a minute!"
"Woah, I knew Moz was mad but this is proof that it's contagious!" Rae was also now in shock.
"Anyway, moving swiftly on.AAARGH!!! Hannah is entering the room! Battle stations!!"
At this the three of them went to the computers located near the back of the I.T room so that their backs were facing the door and Hannah. As there were only three computers in this position Hannah could not join them, for which the world was very much relieved. (However there was a slight issue of everyone being in the right position for them being strangled.)
"Hannah get off Rae NOW!!" Hayley yelled as Rae was cringing under her little sister's onslaught.
Hannah, seeing Hayley's unimpressed look, immediately let go and sat down in a seat behind them.
"Hannah, if you're going to strangle people, p!ss off. If you're going to speak, p!ss off. If you're going to be annoying in any way shape or form then.P!SS OFF!" Hayley hinted in her usual, subtle manner.(non-existent)
Hannah then became her usual moody self and said the same thing she said everyday when confronted by anyone she can't beat in a word/fist fight, "Be warned, I'm not in a good mood."
"Hannah, your never in a good mood so I really don't care, you can't hurt me more than I can hurt you." Hayley replied in a bored tone of voice *De'ja vu*
At this Hannah stormed out of the room and was silently vowing to herself never to talk to Hayley or her sister again.
(A.N: Unfortunately this vow only lasts about 15 minutes so our joy is short-lived.)
Henry, Rae and Hayley immediately set back to reading the stories on Fanfiction, comparing what other authors were writing about their favourite characters.
"Hey, Hayley, Todd Fan has updated 'Baby Blues'!" Rae announced.
"Really, cool, hey have you read 'CRY FOR MERCY' yet? It is such a good story, I like 'Tooth, he is the best character in X-men!" Hayley replied. They both looked towards Henry expecting some LotR announcement only to be confronted by the sight of her reading the story with some drool starting to appear at the edge of her mouth.
"hmmm.Aragorn.yummmmmm...Yeah.Arwen dies.Aragorn needs comforting.mmmmm (donuts)" Those were, unfortunately, the only comprehensible words that could be heard coming from her mouth.
As the I.T room became more crowded the group of three suddenly became a group of four with only twenty minutes to registration.
"Hey guys, wotcha doin?" Sarah asked. Sarah was the naïve little person in the group. She was supposed to be the light-hearted entertainment but that was really not necessary. Instead she was slowly but surely taught about the birds and the bees just from listening to the others, mainly Hayley's and Henry's, conversations and using a lot of guesswork! Rae kept out of the conversations and was usually seen burying her head in her hands as Sarah asked a lot of questions that really should not be asked in public or with mentors such as Henry and most definitely Hayley!!
"Nothing much, Henry's drooling over another fic of Arwen dieing and Aragorn needing consoling. Rae's reading about five fics at once, mainly on G.I.Joe and X-Men: evo. She's also carrying on with her story. I'm just catching up on X-Men, Buffy and harry Potter related fics. What about you?" Hayley replied, not taking her eyes off the screen.
"I'm actually really upset," at this everyone turned around in their chairs, the youngest in the group was not allowed to be unhappy.
"Why?"
"My sister covered my pussy in glitter yesterday and it took ages to come off!" Sarah replied in her naïve fashion. At this answer both Henry and Hayley burst out into fits of laughter and ended up rolling around on the floor. Rae was smirking slightly whilst Sarah just looked around very confused.
"What did I say?" Sarah asked Rae.
"You don't wanna know." Rae replied.
"Hayley suddenly burst out singing, with a song she had learned from gate crashing a Zimbabwean birthday party in london,
"Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la-la, Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la- la-la-la. Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la-la, and it is covered in glitter!" At this Rae couldn't help but burst out laughing and join the other two in rolling around on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter. Sarah meanwhile was looking incredibly unimpressed whilst also managing to give Hayley death stares.
Hayley noticed this and immediately put on her straight face ( Hayley's note: that was the hardest thing I could ever do!!) and looked at the others to stop laughing. Instantly everyone was sitting in their chairs and looking towards Hayley for help.
"Sarah, I take it you don't understand the other meaning for pussy?" Hayley asked, blushing the whole time. Sarah just shook her head and looking even more confused than ever (AAAWWWW).
"Well, pussy means.erm well.you see.*cough cough*.pussy means.erm. pussyisanotherwordforv*g!na!" Hayley mumbled under her breath. Sarah, unfortunately heard this.
"EEEWWWW.but when I said, yuck that is disgusting!!" She scowled "you know I meant a cat!"
"Yes but it sounded so different!" Henry burst out.
Rae looked up at the clock on the wall, "Guys, we need to be in registration in one minute!!"
At this there were a round of unmentionably rude words and a sudden scrabble of saving work and pressing the reset button. As the four rushed out of the room they heard a little voice behind them,
"Why do people always press the reset button?"
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END OF FIRST CHAPTER OF FIRST STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, party *everyone dances round computer* Please read and review, we promise more T.V characters in the next chapter!!!!
"I hate croissants for breakfast, they're so not filling. How are we supposed to survive all day on two croissants and orange juice?" Hayley moaned as she walked into the I.T Room Monday morning.
"That's why we have such a thing called Lunch." Rae explained as she continued typing away and reading a web page almost at the same time.
"Rae, you're a day girl, you go to lunch only because you are at home for a nice filling breakfast and an edible dinner, with snacks in between. I, on the other hand, only go home for half term and holidays, I have no tuck to keep me going apart from tea and cuppa soups and I haven't had one of those since the beginning of the year. Lunch is not something I can go through and stay sane afterwards.
"You aren't sane anyway, so what's the difference?"
"Ah yes but, if I were to continue eating lunch, I would become even more mad than before and you wouldn't like that now would you?" Hayley threatened.
Rae shuddered at this thought and immediately stated that Hayley could starve as long as she didn't go mad.der than before.
Hayley sat down and logged on to the computer silently thinking to herself. At that moment Henry walked in looking her normal messy self, but something wasn't right. At that moment she realised what it was and fell on the floor suffering a heart-attack!
"You've.gasp.brushed.gasp.your hair.gasp!!!!" after that she fell into unconsciousness. Rae stepped over Hayley and took a closer look at Henry.
"She's right but why?"
"I felt like starting a new term looking as new as possible. Also I wanna see if I can break my record of quickest time to form a large knot."
"But it took Hayley ages to un-mat the whole thing the last time you tried."
At this Hayley suddenly regained consciousness and stood up from the I.T room floor,
"There is absolutely no way I'm going through that palaver again, and anyway, Morris will kill you!" Hayley tried to reason but to no avail.
"Like I care what Mozza will say! Anyway, wotcha all doing?" Henry asked nonchalantly.
"Talking about a certain lack of filling breakfast and Hayley becoming even more insane." Rae casually stated.
"Oh no, why would she do that, it's not fair!!!!" Henry became hysterical.
"HEY!!!" Hayley objected, "Anyway I've gotta become even more mad. Mrs Thorpedo said I was a little ray of sunshine in the morning!"
"Was this before or after your routine caffeine fix?" Rae asked
"BEFORE!!!" Hayley replied, shocked.
"Wow, are you sure she said that??? You weren't just hallucinating?" Henry was now officially bewildered.
"No, seriously. They also called up my mum and said how nice and polite I am. She thought they were talking about Jessica for a minute!"
"Woah, I knew Moz was mad but this is proof that it's contagious!" Rae was also now in shock.
"Anyway, moving swiftly on.AAARGH!!! Hannah is entering the room! Battle stations!!"
At this the three of them went to the computers located near the back of the I.T room so that their backs were facing the door and Hannah. As there were only three computers in this position Hannah could not join them, for which the world was very much relieved. (However there was a slight issue of everyone being in the right position for them being strangled.)
"Hannah get off Rae NOW!!" Hayley yelled as Rae was cringing under her little sister's onslaught.
Hannah, seeing Hayley's unimpressed look, immediately let go and sat down in a seat behind them.
"Hannah, if you're going to strangle people, p!ss off. If you're going to speak, p!ss off. If you're going to be annoying in any way shape or form then.P!SS OFF!" Hayley hinted in her usual, subtle manner.(non-existent)
Hannah then became her usual moody self and said the same thing she said everyday when confronted by anyone she can't beat in a word/fist fight, "Be warned, I'm not in a good mood."
"Hannah, your never in a good mood so I really don't care, you can't hurt me more than I can hurt you." Hayley replied in a bored tone of voice *De'ja vu*
At this Hannah stormed out of the room and was silently vowing to herself never to talk to Hayley or her sister again.
(A.N: Unfortunately this vow only lasts about 15 minutes so our joy is short-lived.)
Henry, Rae and Hayley immediately set back to reading the stories on Fanfiction, comparing what other authors were writing about their favourite characters.
"Hey, Hayley, Todd Fan has updated 'Baby Blues'!" Rae announced.
"Really, cool, hey have you read 'CRY FOR MERCY' yet? It is such a good story, I like 'Tooth, he is the best character in X-men!" Hayley replied. They both looked towards Henry expecting some LotR announcement only to be confronted by the sight of her reading the story with some drool starting to appear at the edge of her mouth.
"hmmm.Aragorn.yummmmmm...Yeah.Arwen dies.Aragorn needs comforting.mmmmm (donuts)" Those were, unfortunately, the only comprehensible words that could be heard coming from her mouth.
As the I.T room became more crowded the group of three suddenly became a group of four with only twenty minutes to registration.
"Hey guys, wotcha doin?" Sarah asked. Sarah was the naïve little person in the group. She was supposed to be the light-hearted entertainment but that was really not necessary. Instead she was slowly but surely taught about the birds and the bees just from listening to the others, mainly Hayley's and Henry's, conversations and using a lot of guesswork! Rae kept out of the conversations and was usually seen burying her head in her hands as Sarah asked a lot of questions that really should not be asked in public or with mentors such as Henry and most definitely Hayley!!
"Nothing much, Henry's drooling over another fic of Arwen dieing and Aragorn needing consoling. Rae's reading about five fics at once, mainly on G.I.Joe and X-Men: evo. She's also carrying on with her story. I'm just catching up on X-Men, Buffy and harry Potter related fics. What about you?" Hayley replied, not taking her eyes off the screen.
"I'm actually really upset," at this everyone turned around in their chairs, the youngest in the group was not allowed to be unhappy.
"Why?"
"My sister covered my pussy in glitter yesterday and it took ages to come off!" Sarah replied in her naïve fashion. At this answer both Henry and Hayley burst out into fits of laughter and ended up rolling around on the floor. Rae was smirking slightly whilst Sarah just looked around very confused.
"What did I say?" Sarah asked Rae.
"You don't wanna know." Rae replied.
"Hayley suddenly burst out singing, with a song she had learned from gate crashing a Zimbabwean birthday party in london,
"Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la-la, Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la- la-la-la. Sarah likes her pussy tra-la-la-la-la, and it is covered in glitter!" At this Rae couldn't help but burst out laughing and join the other two in rolling around on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter. Sarah meanwhile was looking incredibly unimpressed whilst also managing to give Hayley death stares.
Hayley noticed this and immediately put on her straight face ( Hayley's note: that was the hardest thing I could ever do!!) and looked at the others to stop laughing. Instantly everyone was sitting in their chairs and looking towards Hayley for help.
"Sarah, I take it you don't understand the other meaning for pussy?" Hayley asked, blushing the whole time. Sarah just shook her head and looking even more confused than ever (AAAWWWW).
"Well, pussy means.erm well.you see.*cough cough*.pussy means.erm. pussyisanotherwordforv*g!na!" Hayley mumbled under her breath. Sarah, unfortunately heard this.
"EEEWWWW.but when I said, yuck that is disgusting!!" She scowled "you know I meant a cat!"
"Yes but it sounded so different!" Henry burst out.
Rae looked up at the clock on the wall, "Guys, we need to be in registration in one minute!!"
At this there were a round of unmentionably rude words and a sudden scrabble of saving work and pressing the reset button. As the four rushed out of the room they heard a little voice behind them,
"Why do people always press the reset button?"
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END OF FIRST CHAPTER OF FIRST STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, party *everyone dances round computer* Please read and review, we promise more T.V characters in the next chapter!!!!