Once Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, he revealed the truth to all his friends and teachers. With a sigh, he said, "The only reason I killed Voldemort was so I could be the next Dark Lord." His friends gasped, the teachers staggered back, and someone yelled, "Get him!" Then Harry ran, ran as he never had before...
Harry sat in Malfoy Manor, waiting for Hermione, his wife, to make him pudding. Meanwhile, he summoned all Voldemort's past Death Eaters, using Malfoy's Dark Mark. They quickly agreed to be his servants. All the Death Eaters assembled in the main hall of Malfoy Manor. "Nott!" Harry yelled. Theodore Nott stepped forward.
"Yes, My Lord?" he stuttered.
Harry spoke. "I want you to change your name to..." Harry racked his brain for something good. "Ah!" he exclaimed, "make your first name Tie The and your last name stays as Nott."
"Yes m'lord, I am now Tie The Nott."
Harry giggled. "Bella!" he shouted.
"Yes, m'lord?"
"You shall change your first name to I Am and your last name to Strange."
She replied, "Yes, m'lord. I am now I Am Strange."
Harry started laughing. "Goyle!" Harry yelled, his voice echoing through the room.
"M-my Lord?" Goyle stuttered.
"Your first name will now be I Am A and your last will be Gargoyle."
"Y-yes m-m'lord." Goyle said, clearly shocked at his new name. At this point, Harry was bursting with laughter.
"And last one!" he choked, "Crabbe!" Crabbe stepped forward, but before he could say anything, Harry bellowed, "I Am A Grumpy is your first name and your last is Crab!" Harry was now rolling on the floor in laughter.
"Huh?" said Crabbe stupidly.
"I Am A Grumpy Crab, you blithering idiot!"
Crabbe stepped back. "You are?"
"CRUCIO!" Harry yelled.
Crabbe screamed with pain. "I understand now, m'lord, my name is I Am A Grumpy Crab."
Harry was about to say something, but thought better of it, in case Crabbe asked another stupid question. He looked at the circle of Death Eaters and leaned back in his chair instead.
Crabbe walked back to his spot, thinking, what did I do wrong?