This is a little short story I thought of.
A guy named George was in his girlfriends room, and he wanted a cigarette so he called her name.
"Hey Pat" "yah" she responded "where do you keep your cigarettes at"?He asked. "There're on top of my dresser", She answered. George walked over to the dresser but stopped dead in his tracks when he saw a picture of a guy on the dresser that said Patrick Absact.
'I thought that Pats last name was Absact' George thought.
After a couple of moments Pat walked in the room and George asked "hey umm is this your father"?
"No" she replied
"Oh is that your brother"?
"No silly" she replied again
Then George got nervous"I-is that your h-husband"
"Nope not at all" Pats snuggled into Georges chest more
George sighed in relief "well than who is it"
Pat replied calmly "It was me after the operation"
The End