A/N: Whoo, today's Gaara's birthday, and soo many of my other friends, and Edgar Allen Poe. But Gaara's more special 3 so I wrote him his own story. LOL.

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Title: Celebrating?

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"Happy birthday to youu!!"

"Go away."

"But Gaa-kun it's your birthday!"

"Go away."

"No."

I swear I feel a headache coming up. First the council comes, lecturing me about getting drunk on occasions like this. I mean honestly, do I look like someone who'd just up and go get drunk? Sigh. Then my secretary waltzes in with mountains of paperwork, and now this woman wnts me to go celebrate my birthday? How stupid.

"But Gaara…it'll be fun this year."

'Okay how odd. I swear she was implying that.' Raising my eyebrows at her, I resume my mountains of paperwork. Hiding my bemused smirk under my paperwork I heard her let out an exasperated sigh and a low growl. How entertaining. Wonder how far I can push her.

"And why is that Sakura?"

"Because you'll be spending it with me tonight."

'Heh, this is going to be fun.'­­ Without even looking up from my work, I reply.

"Actually, I rather finish my paperwork tonight."

Now, I know she's glaring at me. For the hokages apprentice, she sure let's things get to her easily. Oh wells.

"But Kazekage-sama," I hear her growl, "wouldn't you want to celebrate your birthday with you're family, friends and lovedones?"

"Not really." That really did it. Sakura marches up to my desk and slams her palms down onto it and in an exasperated voice she starts yelling…or err, tries to convince me…to go?

"But Gaara-"

"What happened to Kazekage-Sama?" "Grr…"

"Okay, carry on"

"As I was saying Gaara, you don't turn 21 every year. Wouldn't you want to celebrate?"

"Celebrate another year closer to death? God Sakura, you're such a sadist." 'One point for me and none for her.'

"Ugh."

Then all was quiet and I rose my head to face the pinkette across from me. A sinister grin was plastered across her face, and then even I knew that things were going to get ugly…

"Oh Gaa-Kun,"

Or… sexy?

"Are you sure… you don't want to come?" She asked sultrily as she leaned over my desk and ran her fingers along my chest. I inwardly shivered.

Then with a pout and puppy dog eyes, she spoke once more.

" I mean, I fond this really really nice form fitting dress that'd look so good on me, and I was hoping to wear it tonight."

"Hn." So that's how she wants to be. Well, two can play at that game. I put down my pen and then rose my arm, hand caressing her face, causing her to wear a light blush.

"Sakura, are you trying to be seductive?"

Hahas. Another point for me and still zero for Sakura. Her was as red as my hair. She looked a bit agitated so I thought I'd soften the blow a bit. Or not.

"Well, why wait for later when we can celebratenow?"

"N-now?" Her cheeks are red.

"Yeah, this moment, this minute, right now. Here."

"T-this m-minute..? H-here?" Her blush intensifies ten-fold.

"Yeah, I mean call Temari, Kankuro and everyone and we can have a party right here in the Kazekage tower."

"Y-yeah— wait. Temari, Kankuro…?" Ha's she fell for it. And to add the finishing touches…

"Mhm, why what were you thinking?" 'Me three, Sakura still zero. Maybe birthdays aren't so bad after all. Hehs.'

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Owari.

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A/N: Hahas, Sakura you perv. Hehes. Betcha all thought the same thing as her huh :)

Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAYY GAARAA, I LOVEE YOUU!