'Okay, we finally made it! We're going to catch Regigigas!', said Lucas.

Dawn laughed. 'We? I don't think so. I have all the three Pokémon, so I'm going to catch him.'

'No way!', yelled Lucas. 'We can fight him together!' Dawn rolled her eyes. 'But who's going to catch him then?'

'…'

'Exactly. So I'm going to catch him. That's it.' Dawn walked to the statue and touched it.

'UAAARGH!'

A wild Regigigas appeared!

'Wait, you bitch! I want to fight him too!', yelled Lucas. Dawn sighed. 'I'm trying to fight him, so I need to concentrate. Fuck off!'

Lucas took a deep breath and then yelled: 'Go Brongzong!'

'You son of a...' Brongzong was now fighting too. Dawn shook her head. 'I said NO! Are you deaf?'

'Brongzong, use tackle!', yelled Lucas. Dawn sighed. 'He's really deaf…'

SMACK!

'Ouch! What was that for?', yelled Lucas. Dawn growled. 'If you don't listen to me, you will get punished.'

'Yeah, I know…but I just want to fight Regigigas!', said Lucas.

'And I said that you can't fight him!', yelled Dawn.

'Why?!', yelled Lucas.

'Because I want to catch him!', said Dawn.

'Fine! But can't we just fight him together! Then you can have him…', said Lucas.

'Fighting with you? No way!', yelled Dawn. 'Over my dead body!'

'You are horrible!', said Lucas. 'Fine. Brongzong, tackle him aga…'

Dawn picked up her bag en hit Lucas on his head. Then she walked to Lucas and whispered: 'For the last time…I'm going to catch him.'

Lucas got up. 'Now I'm really mad!' Dawn laughed. 'Wanna fight? Come on then!'

'Okay…' Lucas grinned. 'Brongzong, use tackle at Dawn!'

'W…'

Brongzong used tackle!

'Ouch! You son of a motherbitch!', yelled Dawn and she jumped at Lucas.

'Uhmm…'

'What?', growled Dawn.

'I…I didn't say anything.', said Lucas. He was right. It was…Regigigas.

'I think I'm going to sleep again…', said Regigigas. Dawn shook her head. 'No way! I'm going to fight you!' Lucas shook his head.

'No, I'm…' 'Shut up!', said Dawn. 'You've caused enough trouble. I'm going to fight Regigigas. Palkia, go!'

'Brongzong, get back!', yelled Lucas. 'Go, Dialga!'

'I said: fuck off!', yelled Dawn. Lucas sighed.

After a lot of fighting, Dawn was ready for it. She threw a Ultraball at Regigigas.

Dawn looked at the shaking Pokéball. 'Come on…', she whispered.

But he escaped. Lucas laughed. 'Now it's my turn!' He threw a Ultraball at Regigigas too.

Regigigas escaped again. Dawn used one attack and then threw a Ultraball at him.

Gotcha! Regigigas was caught!

Dawn smiled. Then she looked at Lucas. 'Happy now, sucker? You fought him.'

'I didn't! I just threw a Pokéball at him!', said Lucas.

'Oh, that's right!', laughed Dawn. 'Sorry!'

Lucas shook his head. 'I hate you, you mean bitch!'

Dawn laughed and then they walked away.

Note: It took me a whole friggin' day and it's finished! Lots of bad words and violence… Sorry if there's bad English…