Author's Note: This is our first attempt at a Dialogue, please be nice. Characters, Orochimaru, Itachi, and Sas-uke..I mean Sasuke. Scenerio, Orochimaru kidnaps Sasuke and takes him to Orochimaru's house when Itachi comes to rescue Sasuke because Itachi wants hot kinky sex from Sasuke.

Sasuke: Huh, where am I, and why am I handcuffed to a bed?

Orochimaru: Ahh, you're awake already, that was faster than I thought it would be so now I can't do anything with you.

Sasuke: WHAT!?! Let me go you pervert.

Orochimaru: Oh my dear Sasuke sweet talk will get you no where…

Itachi: Orochimaru, why did you kidnap my toy?

Orochimaru: Your toy huh? Well I'm sory but he's mine now, I love him and I want his body.

Itachi: You've only noticed him recently, I've known him since he was born and I've wanted his body since he was born. Although… seeing how we both have the same problem and how muchof a reasonable guy I am…we could share him…like takes turns on him.

Orochimaru: I like the way you think…or instead of taking turns with him we could have a threesome.

Sasuke:HEY! What are you two thinking? I'm not a prostitute…that's illegal besides Itachi I hate you and you're my brother which would make it incest and Orochimaru you're sooo bloody creepy and ugly as hell.

Orochimaru: I take pride in being creepy and as for my looks atleast my hair doesn't look like a chicken's ass, as well you don't reall have a say in the mater because you're handcuffed to my bed.

Itachi: ….I like his hair…

Sasuke & Orochimaru: SHUT UP ITACHI THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU!!!!

Itachi:…(sulks in corner)

Sasuke: Just you wait, Naruto will come and save me. He is the only person I will give hot kinky sex to.

Itachi:..Oh yeah uhmm Sasuke; I killed Naruto….

Sasuke: WHAT!!! ITACHI HATE YOU YOU KILL EVERYONE I LOVE!!!!!

Orochimaru: Awe Sasuke-kun it's alright you still have me, I love you.

Sasuke: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I HATE YOU BOTH I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!!!!

Itachi: (whispers to Orochimaru)Should we tell him?

Orochimaru: (whispers to Itachi) No, he'll only get more angry and I don't think my little Sasuke-kun can handle that.

Naruto: (bursts in) SASUKE!!! I'm sorry but I'm in a serious relationship with Orochimaru and Itahci.

Orochimaru and Itachi: NARUTO YOU IDIOT!!!!

Sasuke:….what….how….no…it..can't..be…..(Head explodes)

Orochimaru & Itachi: Narutoyou killed him…now you have to be our toy….MUAH HAHAHAHA!!!! (switches Sasuke's body with Naruto)

Naruto: Oh boy… what have I done now….I'm going to be receiving a lot of butt sex…..

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