Ok, here's the one-shot that I created for thatreevesgirl aka Lemon Drops. I also have this up on livejournal so it belongs to me and its as original as I could make it.
"talking"
'thinking'
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It was around midnight when Lee slowly awoke from his
peaceful slumber to the smell of food. Lee looked at
the clock to in fact see it was midnight and couldn't
figure out why someone would fix food this late. With
a sigh Lee got up and went to go find out why his koi
would be making food this late.

When Lee arrived to the kitchen, in his green boxers,
what he saw caught him off guard but also pleased him.
He found his koi in nothing but a VERY short PINK
apron that was in fact his koi's sister's.

Trying to hold back his laughter he said "What are snort wearing?"

Lee's koi turned away from the stove and with an
innocent look said "An apron." Then turned back to
the stove to finish up his meal he was making.

"But...giggle ... you're wearing a pink apron and its your sisters." Lee couldn't hold in his laughter anymore so he clutched his sides and let his howling laughter out.

"Shut up Lee! You threw my clothes some where and I couldn't find them so I had to quickly run in here and put on this apron!" Lee's koi shouted. He gave Lee his best glare and then turned around with a huff and continued to cook.

Lee calmed his laughter down and he gave his koi an
apologetic smile "I'm sorry koi, I didn't mean to make
fun of you. But you do look hot in that extra short
apron... and you look sexy in pink." Lee said the last
part with a smile and gave his koi a smack on the ass.

"Well, after this you will never see me in this again." Lee's koi said turning off the stove, turning around, and gave Lee a kiss.

Lee returned the kiss and ground against his koi.
His koi opened his mouth letting Lee's eager tongue
into his hot moist cavern. Lee moaned at the taste
of his koi, the taste he would never get tired of.
The two lovers had to part for air so they reluctantly
pulled away from each other.

When Lee caught his breathe he decided to torture
his koi's neck by giving it licks,
nips, and light sucking to leave hickeys
everywhere on his loves neck.

His koi whimpered at the relentless teasing
and squirmed helplessly within his arms.
His poor koi gave a breathy moan and said "Please, Lee. I-I..."

"What do you want koi." Lee ground his hips into his koi's again earning a whimper.

"I want you... inside me." He grunted out bucking his hips towards Lee's.
Lee couldn't hold out any longer and quickly discarded
his boxers and the apron his koi was wearing. He lifted
his koi up and bent him over the counter giving the back
of his loves neck. Lee dropped to his knees but then
remembered they had no lube. His koi knew what Lee was
thinking and got some out of the drawer.

Lee smirked and popped open the top and poured a
generous amount on three of his fingers. He swiped
his index finger across his koi's opening hearing a
gasp from his love. He smirked again and pushed the
first finger in slowly.

"Oooo Lee, I just want you inside me." He breathed out pushing back on the fingers.

"Are you sure?" Lee asked not wanting to hurt him.

His koi gave a nod so he removed his fingers from
the tight hot entrance. He lubed up his cock and
pushed it inside his koi's entrance. Lee moaned at
the heat and how tight it was. He gave his koi
reassuring kisses to the back of the neck and his back.

"Move." He said pushing back on Lee's cock to drive it deeper.
Lee gave a grunt and started to thrust slowly then
started to pound into his koi.
The early morning was filled with moans, pants, grunts,
and whimpers.

It all ended when the names of the two lovers were
shouted out through the house. They panted and kissed
for awhile trying to refill their lungs.
Lee pulled out of his koi's entrance. They cleaned
up the place the best they could so they wouldn't
get yelled at but they were interrupted by the sound
of two other people.

"Lee Kankoru, can you guys be more quiet next time.
We are trying to sleep." A tired Gaara said with a
sleepy Naruto beside him that was currently rubbing
the sleep out of his eyes.

"Yeah." Naruto gave a big yawn and tugged on Gaara's hand "Come on, lets go back to bed."Gaara gave a yawn and led the tired kitsune back to
their bedroom.

Lee and Kankoru looked at each other then
agreed to go back to bed and sleep for as long
as they could. But also snickered along the way because
of the panda pj bottoms that Naruto made Gaara wear.
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I don't think I did it very well... But still, I hope you all enjoyed reading this. I know its pretty short but that's the best I could do and this was kinda fun to write... Lee shouldn't only belong to Gaara and Sakura. Now please ask for any weird pairing you want ok and if your lucky I'll make it and put on here. Now review and say what you want!