Sonic and characters belong to SEGA and affiliates. I own the plot and OC's...dat's it.
Me: alright, let's see if I can make your life terrible Sonic.
Sonic: Why!
Me: I find it vaguely humorous, that's why.
Sonic: *quiet sobbing*
Shadow: Oh, stop that! She doesn't mean it.
Sonic: That true?
Me: Duh. I'm far from heartless...
"Ugh! Damn it!" Sonic screamed into his vanity mirror. Pissed at his appearance.
"Sonic…honey, what's the matter?" Asked his mother Aleena, as she wandered into his room.
"Look at me! This is not cool!" his hysteria only got an unexpressive face from his mother.
"Seriously, Sonic? You've been going through this for…oh…five years now!And you still haven't accepted the fact this is going to happen every month!" said his mother with a stern 'get over it' tone in her voice.
"No…I've already accepted this is going to happen…what's pissing me off is…ugh, never mind your only going to tell me; "it's natural and there is nothing to worry about.", BULLSHIT." Said, the angered hedgehog. His mother joining in on the repeated fragment.
The deep lavender hedgehog could only face palm, and sigh. "If you already know then why complain about it!" "You act like you're the only one who goes through it."
"I sure as hell don't see Sonia, Lola, or Manic struggling through this fantastic and natural process you nature whereas I say HELL." The blue mobian said through gritted teeth and fangs.
"True, but it's not a hereditary trait….it's a spiritual trait." Said the lavender woman mumbling the last part under her breath.
Forgetting her sapphire son could pick up faint sounds, he stared in the mirror using the reflection to speak to his mother whom was staring at something inconspicuous on the wall. "Mother, what do you mean spiritual?" trying to hide the anger in his eyes by closing them.
Aleena kept a calm composure on the outside when she looked back at Sonic, but on the inside her eyes were as big as a fly's under a microscope, and was screaming 'Damn it! How could you forget he has excellent hearing! I'm so gonna punch Jules in his nuts when I see him!'
Just as Aleena began to form a syllable, the familiar pounding on the front door along with the voracious screaming of "Sonic! Oh, Sonic! It's your Amy-babe!" Aleena thanked chaos from the depths of her conscience and hastily left Sonic without second thought to answer the door. Amy may have been her savior but, it was no excuse to pound on her hand painted door. 'Damn it, if that pink headache inducing little slut-whore breaks this door, I'm going to Prison Island with a pink muff and hat to match.'
"Hello Mrs. Hedgehog. Where are my future husband and provider, whom I love with all my existence, if I may ask?" Said the overly chipper pink hedgie.
"He…uhm...". As convenient letting the pink girl chase her son like the little dog she was, Aleena decided it was against her obligations as a mother to do something even she was against. "Sonic left twenty minutes ago, Amy dear" A forced mother smile etched across her muzzle.
'DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! HOW DID I NOT SEE HIM ON MY WAY HERE! No matter, I'll see him in chemistry.' "Oh…okay Mrs. Hedgehog. I guess I will see him at school then." Amy spoke as she headed for the bus stop across the street.
Closing the door after inspecting for major damage, Aleena called upstairs to her "distressed" son. "Alright, Sonic she's gone! Now come down and have breakfast before your late!" Three second pause was all it took for a booming response coupled with a blue blur to arrive in the kitchen. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!" "DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO GO SCHOOL LOOKING LIKE THIS!"
"But of course, my sweet boy." "Just because your appearance has changed, that doesn't carry merits with me when it comes to an education."
"You're out to destroy me and the little things I take pride in aren't you, mother?" Emerald eyes and an awkward smile silently spoke.
"No, but you and your siblings education are what I put at the forefront of my mind…so….QUIT ARGUING WITH ME, GO GET DRESS, AND HEAD TO SCHOOL SONIC MAURICE HEDGEHOG." Unyielding bright hazel complimenting the stern words.
"Alright, but I can't where my regular uniform." Blue said reluctantly.
"Hmm…I know!...Look in my fourth closet between yours and Manic's room, and there should be a precarious neon orange box…that should have what you need." His mother replied softly.
After finding the box in the massive space his mother referred to as a closet (precarious the box may have been but, also hard to find), Sonic said the quickest goodbye to his mother as he ran out the door leaving a slight dust cloud behind.
Aleena could only think as she continued her daily chores. 'Will he be alright?' 'He's a smart boy, he'll come up with something.' 'Oh fuck me.'
Review but, not harshly I'm only a beginner. *puppy-eyes* This may take time to update, inspiration comes mostly when I'm nowhere near my laptop...
Sonic: So what the F #% is wrong with me.
Me: If I tell you it will ruin the later antics, so...YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL I SAY SO (hey, unintentional rhyme)
Sonic: F% k you and your conversational censorship.
Me: Hey, writing curse words and saying them, are two different things.
Sonic:How!
Shadow: Ahem! Story now...argue later.
Me: *raspberry* okay.