The Doctor Meets a Sweet Transvestite
Chapter 1:
The sounds of Daleks yelling "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!" could be heard as the Doctor and Amy ran quickly back to the TARDIS. Narrowly escaping a shot from one of the Dalek guns the Doctor and Amy jumped into the TARDIS safe from any oncoming attack.
Amy turned to the Doctor saying "Let's never do that again!" The Doctor adjusted his bow tie and asked Amy "Where to next?" Amy looked to the Doctor and said "I want to go home Raggedy Man". The Doctor flipped a switch and the TARDIS began its flight.
Shortly after the TARDIS took off Amy and The Doctor felt a sudden jerk as the TARDIS began to change direction. The Doctor ran to the screen on the control board looked up at Amy and told her "Someone is in trouble and has taken control of the TARDIS". Amy looked back at him and said, "So, where are we going?" "Earth, 1974. The screen shows that we are going to 'The Frankenstein Place'. The computer says it's from the planet Transsexual in the universe of Transylvania. I wonder what its doing on Earth?"
Before they knew it the TARDIS landed and they walked out into a violent thunderstorm onto the grass yard only to see a giant castle in front of them. "Doesn't look alien. Are you sure you read the screen right Doctor?" Amy asked. The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and scanned the castle as it popped open the Doctor read the readings out loud "Origins from Transsexual". The Doctor and Amy knocked on the door. As soon as they finished the door slowly opened.