What's Sakura Scared of?
As unreal as it may seem this really happened to me and I don't deny that HUGE bugs like that creep me out. I decided to share this wonderful story just before I add the next chapter to Deep Down Underground. This story is dialogue only but it's just Sakura and Sasuke back and forth I'll put it in a Author's Note if this rule changes
PLEASE R&R
"AHHHH! Kill it, kill it, kill it!"
"Kill what? Sakura you're not making any sense."
"I want you to kill the fucking giant r-r-roach that is in the living room! Go Sasuke, KILL IT NOW!"
"Seriously Sakura, you are scared of a roach?"
"Shut it Sasuke, just kill the damn thing."
"Hn."
"…"
"…"
"Sasuke, it is dead now?"
"Hn, it wasn't even that big."
"Yes it was! It wasn't the size of a normal one, the thing was like 5 times bigger!"
"Hn."
"The r-r-roach is dead right?"
"Hn."
"Okay, good"
"…"
"AHHHH!"
"What now? The bug should be dead."
"You're right it is dead, but Sasuke its common sense to CLEAN UP the dead thing! I'm not touching it so you better clean it."
"Hn."
"…"
"…"
"Now it's gone and in the trash, RIGHT?"
Sasuke sighs, "Hai, Sakura."
"Good"
"A fear of roaches, never would have guessed."
"If you so much as hint about my fe- DISLIKE for a r-r-ROACH, then I will make sure that we never rebuild the Uchiha Clan."
"..hn."
"Alrighty then. I love you Sasuke-Kun.
"I love you to Sakura."
"Awwww no '-chan'?"
"….love you to Sakura-Chan."
"Yay!"
"Hn."
"…"
"What is it now Sakura?"
"You don't think it laid any eggs do you?"
"Doubt it."
"…ok."
Later that evening
(A/N: This is now Naruto and Sasuke back and forth in that order.)
"So did operation Find-Sakura-Chan's-Weakness-and-Get-Free-Ramen-From-Sasuke-Teme work?"
"Hn."
"Alright! That means you owe me 100 bowls of ramen from Ichiraku!"
"You forgot something dobe."
"Nani? No I didn't!"
"You still have to be the one to tell Shino that his male roach (A/N: I'm assuming that male roaches can't lay eggs so that's why Sasu-Chan knew that the roach didn't lay eggs) that you promised wasn't going to be harmed, is dead."
"Aww CRAP! Shino already doesn't like me because he thinks that Hinata-Chan could do better than me! Thank you for making this harder for me Teme!"
Sasuke smirks, "Hn."
"Damn you Sasuke-Teme!
"Bye, dobe."
EPILOGUE (A/N: Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke in this order)
"Sasuke, why is Naruto beaten up already? We haven't even starting sparring or even practicing yet."
"Please don't ask Sakura-Chan."
"Dobe got his ass kicked by Shino."
"Shino? I was with him before I got here, he didn't mention anything about this."
"Hehe, guessed it slipped his mind." Naruto smiles sheepishly and rubs the back of his neck.
"Why were you with Shino?"
"I passed by him on the way here and he wanted to know if I had seen Hinata or Kiba around."
"Hey how about after practice we go to Ichiraku?"
"Fine."
"Sounds good Naruto, but I'm not paying!"
"Me neither!"
"Idiots."
Somehow Sakura never found out or even had an inkling feeling that the beating Naruto got from Shino and the enormous roach in hers and Sasuke's living room were even related.
~Fin
And DONE! I know it's extremely short and weird but that really did happen to me, except I never got by to killing It so I'm kinda paranoid but it's all good I'm sure it's gone!
Thank you for reading please review!
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Almighty OUT!~