A/N: I always wonder what would Happen If Homer ever agrees to have sex with all the womans who had show interest on him


Remember how Homer Simpson is a Fat guy with no hair or intelligence but even someone like him got the hearts of some woman's in his life? the good thing homer had was that no matter what woman try to seduce him he never cheat on her, but what IF the temptation was beyond his command? What if he goes for it when the chances appeared? It was happening in that right moment in a trailer when Lurleen Lumpkin revealed her feelings for Colonel Homer.

Lurleen: Homer I Love you.

Homer: What?

Lurleen: You help me a total stranger to follow my dream and never asked anything for it like other mans I met.

Homer: Geez Lurleen I am married man you know? I love my wife and…Daughters.

Lurleen: Please colonel homer I know I asking too much, just have one night of love with me.

Homer: Mmm…I not sure I supposed to do this.

Lurleen: Not even if I do this?

She unbuttons her shirt letting out some cleavage and slowly revealing her big boobs holded by her bra who those big babies where hided by her clothes.

Lurleen- You wanna know what? *grope her tits* I would go all the way with you.

Homer: Ohhh! Booobies...

*Homer Brain*

Homer: What should I do Brain?

Brain: Go for it man, when are you going to have another chance to have sex with another woman like that? Look to her boobs.

Homer: What about Marge?

Brain: She doesn't need to know, go there and do some Sweet love to her and then take of those clothes burn then and then you take a shower to take the smell out, in the end put some normal clothes and say to her that in the end she means all for you she will fall for it like always.

Homer: Wow you are smart Brain.

Brain: I have my moments when I want it.

Homer: ahnnn isn't supposed to roll some flashback about my life or something?

Brain: I don't know man, all the blood is going to your other head in your pants I need to shut it down a little.

*Back to reality*

Homer: Ahgnnn…Just this time I guess?

Lurleen: Ohh i'm so happy!

She hugs him pressing her tits on his chest and kisses homer making him feel her tongue in his mouth, another woman besides his Wife was there willing to do anything he wants, it was an affair but his heart beats fast and she feels something big poking her leg.

Lurleen: Ohh I see my colonel has a weapon between his legs

She take his belt and start to take his pants off, then she sees his dick Twitching to get out of his underwear and when she take it out she receive a dick slap to her face.

Lurleen: Ouch.

Homer: Oh! Sorry I guess I am more excited than normal.

Lurleen: No wonder your wife is so jealous of me and you, she don't want anyone to get this fat dick away from her.

Getting on with it she Start to put her hand in his Dick,she could feel it Throbbing getting hard like rock, she start to hand job him up and down.

Homer: (she is just using her hands and it feels so good Aagh Nnnnnnnn, Doing this with another woman besides my wife makes me so hard)

A mix feeling of pleasure and shame go to his head but once Lurleen Start to put her mouth in his dick all he could think was…

Homer: Ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes! YES! This is the stuff.

Lurleen: I see you are enjoying it, I almost can't put all of this in my mouth I think Marge is not better than me?

Homer: Marge Blowjobs are amazing too but for me to get one thing that goes beyond normal marry sex it needs to be a special occasion.

Lurleen: So she likes to think she is shy? How cute, I show you what real sex is Colonel Homer.

The country singer start groping Homer Balls and making her suck movements faster making him go wild with the sucking machine she was, he holds her head making her go throat deep.

Homer- IM CUMMING!

The fat guy blow his load inside her mouth as Lurleen swallow her lover cum Without letting a drop go down.

Homer: WOHOO! ahnnnnnnn! Marge not always Swallow but when she does it means she is happy with me.

Lurleen: How about you do whatever you want to me instead of wasting time trying to make your wife think if she will or not give you something? *lay in the floor*

Homer: *drools* whatever I want.

Having his moment to do whatever he wants, Homer goes to her boobs groping them with his hands, putting his face on them and sucking them like candy like he never did that before he was normally lazy but that night he was full of energy making her Moan.

Homer: hmmmmmm tasty.

Lurleen: ahnnnnnn Colonel Homer you make me so wet.

Homer: ok lady if you going to do anything I want you to, then get on four in the floor and get ready for homer.

Lurleen obeys with Pleasure showing her ass up to it almost making him cum by the sight; he put his hands to her butt cheeks and gives her a slap making her moan.

Homer: Ok Homer time to show what you can do.

He start to put his dick inside her pussy, it was wet so it slide it down right away making Both of them moan, the feeling was amazing as Homer start pounding her fast, he was enjoying this more than doing it with his wife, she didn't had enough time for sex or do the things he want to this was amazing.

Lurleen: Faster! Deeper! Harder!

Homer: Ahgnnnn I don't go intense like this in a while I CUMMING ! AHHHHHNHHNHNHHHN!

Lurleen: YES! AHGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

He cum inside her womb letting the Sperm Fill her up as they were sweaty and tired.

Homer: ahgnn…ahgnnn wow…oh SHIT I came inside.

Lurleen: Don't worry I took the pills in case you would stay with me.

Homer: Phew thank god, I really enjoyed this time together.

Lurleen: I wish you could stay with me.

Homer: I can't I have kids to raise and even if we try to get together eventually someone would find out about it.

Lurleen: Will we ever meet and fuck again?

Homer: Don't worry something tells me this is not the last time we see each other.

After that Secret Affair Homer gave up on being Lurleen Lumpkin manager, take those clothes away and get back the love of his not so jealous Wife anymore, That night Homer Secret was never revealed, the Affair that he got with a sexy Country music Babe and something tells him that one day they will meet again.