1SM: Okies dis is a crack fic, lmao, sry this is really a fic done by me and BrokenHeartsBeatOn so if u gots a problem wit dat go FUCK urself, just kidding I'm a bit HIGH at da moment so please disregard that last comment...kind of...
BHBO: WE'RE BOTHE HIGH!LMAO, it's like, midnight, so um...yeah...
SM: AND I JUST (WELL A FEW HOURS AGO) ATE A TWIX BAR!
BHBO: woot woot!
SM: okies! on wit da fic (this fic actually has good grammar, so please don't really thhink it's a crack fic...) Okies, dammit! ITACHI UCHIHA, GET UR ASS OVER HERE!
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, WOMAN!
BHBO: JUST GET THE FREAKING DISCLAIMER OVER WITH!
SM: Yeah, I'm waiting.
Itachi: whatever, bitch, do it yourself!
SM: I SAID DO THE GOD DAMMED DISCLAIMER!
Itachi: -looks desperately around for allies but doesn't have any- oh fine...Suzaku Madoushi and That other bitch doesn't own naruto and kingdom hearts...yet...
SM: it was perfect except for that one part...DO IT OVER!
Itachi: FINE! SUZAKU MADOUSHI AND BROKENHEARTSBEATON(wow, that's long...)DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR KINGDOMHEARTS...
SM: AND?
Itachi:...yet...
SM: we COULD have started the story by now but someone had to be an ass!
Itachi: WTF! you were being the BIOTCH!
SM: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!
Itachi: YOU SPEAK NONSENSE ALL THE TIME, WHY THE HELL CAN'T I!
BHBO: SON OF A WIIIIIOOOOTTTCCHH!
BOTH: WTF!
Sasuke: Um, are you guys done messing with the computer?
ALL THREE: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! STFU!
Sasuke:...um...ok...I'll be leaving now, ok?
SM: but you just got here...
BHBO: SM? Lock the doors! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha! HE AIN'T GETTIN OUTTA HERE ALIVE!
-roxas come in after SM locks doors-
ALL (even sasuke): WTF!
Roxas: Hey, what's up?
SM: I JUST LOCKED THE GOD DAMMED DOOR! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!
Roxas: oh, I just used the keyblade...
ALL: oh...
Sasuke: oh no, she's eating another twix!
Itachi: grab it before it's to late!
-reach for SM's twix bar, but she ate it all in one bite?-
BHBO: -laughing ass off- you're screwed now
Itachi: how the helll did she eat it in one bite? There are 2 bars...
BHBO: what can I say, she's got a big mouth...
SM: HAHA! MY ULTIMATE SOURCE OF POWER! FEEL THE WRATH OF ME! SUZZAKU MADOUSHI! BOW DOWN TO ME ASSHOLES!
Itachi: assholes? You're the asshole, locking us in here with you!
BHBO : aLToiDS mANgo sOUrS ArE Da BomB ShizzLE yO I Had like 3 MwuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bOw DowN to MiNE aNd Sm's PoWER MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Itachi: Oh my God! THEY'RE FUCKING DEMENTED! OPEN THE GOD DAMMED DOOR! LET ME OUT!
Sasuke: wow, I never saw an S-ranked criminal scream for his life before. And to think it was two regular teenagers who did it...
ALL: REGULAR!
Sasuke: okay...maybe not so regular?
ItacHI: dammit, sasuke, if you wanna live then help me open the door!
Roxas: OO
SM and BHBO: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHA...HA?
ALL THE BOYS: HELP!
Itachi: OH MY GOD, SOMEONE, GET US OUT!
Sasuke: knock down the fucking door, ass hole!
Itachi: go fuck yourself!
Ssasuke: now is NOT the time!
ALL:...
Sasuke: what? Why Is everyone staring at me for?
Roxas: um, guys, why don't we just-
-SM steals the keyblade and Roxas can't call it back-
BHBO AND SM: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!MWUHAHAHA,MWUHA?
ALL BOYS: THEY'RE EVIL!
Sasuke: why are we afraid of two dumbass teenagers?
Itachi: don't ask questions like that! Look at them and tell me why!
BHBO and SM: -laughing maniacally-
-BHBO: reaches for altoids and SM eats another Twix bar-
Roxas: It's hopeless there suger high will never end at this rate so long as they have twix and altoids.
SM and BHBO: MWUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WE ARE THE SUPREME RULERZ OF THE WORLD!MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Kakashi walk in from other room manga in hand- Would you all stop yelling it's hard to read with that much noise!
-Itachi runs out door Kakashi came in-
Kakashi: There's no exit in there.-with eye half closed-
SM: u'll never get out alive MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Itachi- wait! If there's no exit in there, than how did you get in!
Kakashi: there's porn in there...
Itachi: OO um...where's the EXIT?
Kaksahi: there isn't one.
Itachi:-bangs head and fist against wall-
Sasuke: -starts digging a hole-
Roxas: what are you doing?
Sasuke: digging my way out, what's it look like I'm doing, Jesse?
Roxas: WHAT THE HELL! MY NAME IS ROXAS, DUMBASS!
BHBO: OSHHOLES
Itachi: SHE'S LOOSING IT EVEN MORE IF THAT'S POSSIBLE!
Kakashi: the only way to get out of here is by doing what anime stars do best -
Itach: oh? And that would be?
Kakashi: reading porn...-reads porn book-
Itach: --;; you are SUCH a hentai freak!
Kakashi: - Thank you.
Itachi: ...
Roxas: -still going on about being called Jesse-
Sasuke: OKAY I GET IT... You're only Jesse according to the end credits.
Roxas: WHY YOU LITTLE!
BHBO: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M ALMOST OUT OF ALTOIDS!
ALL BOYS EXCEPT KAKASHI WHO'S READING PORN AT THIS TIME: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYY!
SM: I think we've accomplished our mission BHBO
BHBO: later ya'll.
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT MISSION! CAN I LEAVE NOW?
SM: No
ALL?
BHBO: Tune in next week for more of us being retarded...with different characters -
SM: please review -
Itachi: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME THE HELL UP OUTTA HERE?
Kakashi: porn...
Sasuke: I can't wait til next week -
ALL: ...later?