Hey guys! I was really bored and I had this idea so enjoy! This is the ways to annoy Katniss! R&R!
Look her up and down and tell her "You looked better in the Hunger Games"
Break all of her arrows
Tell her she's mentally disoriented
Ask her if she loves Peeta, if she says yes then tell her "Well he sure doesn't love you!"
If she says no then tell her "OMG THAT BOY LOVES YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART AND THEN YOU JUST GO AND BREAK IT! Gosh, you can be so selfish."
Dump a bucket of water on her and yell "HA! I PUT OUT THE GIRL ON FIRE'S FLAME!"
When she's asleep, take her into the woods, and when she wakes up, stand where she can't see you and say in a deep voice "We have put you back in the arena for our entertainment."
Then hire a person she doesn't know to go and tackle her
Tell her that the mockingjays like your singing better than hers
Then start singing horribly
Tell her that the Hunger Games is just some crazy thing in her mind and that she has been in a mental hospital for years
If she says that's not true tell her "Yeah and were looking around your brain and found that you have an imaginary boyfriend named Peeta"
Then let Peeta walk in. When she says "No he's not he's right there!" then tell her "Oh no this is worse than we thought"
Tell her that all of the tributes she got killed are coming back to haunt her
Then make scary ghost noises at night
Tell her that she actually died in The Hunger Games
Do one stupid little thing that would have made the rebellion fail
AND THE LAST WAY TO ANNOY KATNISS EVERDEEN!
Tell her that both Gale and Peeta left her, and now her only choice is Haymitch.
Ha ha how did you like it? R&R! If people like it then I'll do Peeta next!
