(Part 1: The New Sonic and the New Sara)
(In the Earth of the Sky, Sonic has just defeated Metal Sonic and saved the planet from certain destruction. However when the camera zooms in on a body in the sub glacial lava a voice is heard and the form's eyes turn on and red.)
Metal: I am that one Sonic!
(Musical Cue: Malicious Fingers)
(Metal climbs out of the lava, copies himself ala Mephiles, and the real Metal morphs himself into Neo Metal Sonic.)
(Meanwhile at Robotropolis/ the Eggman Empire/ Eggmanland)
(Musical Cue: Sonic 3D Blast Boss)
Eggman: Hehehehehe! Any last words before I turn you into a robot Sara?!
Sara: I'll sue you when I turn back to normal, you b****!
(Eggman throws Sara into a vat of Mega Mack. Sara starts to get smaller, gain more feline features, and turn metallic)
Eggman: Metal Sara
Sara: Yes Master
Eggman: Rise
(Musical Cue: Imperial March)
(From her P.O.V., Sara rises out of the liquid. Tails crashes in and shoots Sara with a ray gun.)
(later)
Tails: Sara... Sara are you all alright?
Sara: T-Tails?
Knux: I glad to see you're awake Sara, but you won't like how you look.
(Knuckles holds a mirror up to Sara and she sees that she is...)
Sara: Aww, I'm a chibi kitty! I look so cute! Meow meow-- meow?
Tails: I'm sorry for changing you voice on you Sara, but Sonic must know that you're Sara, so for a while we'll name you Neko.
Neko: Purrrr.
(Musical Cue: South Island)
(A week later Sonic & Tails have finished fixing Tails' body board and hacking into Sonic the Fighters. Suddenly the door breaks down and Metal comes in.)
Metal: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Sonic: Noooo!
(Sonic lunges at Metal but both bodies combine in a very bright light. In that same light Neko has vanished and is replaced by a cat-bot called "Neko Sara")
N. Sara: OMFG! I forgot about my date! Sonic can't see me like this!
(Tails hands Sara a cloaking device, which gives the illusion of normal Sara. Sara leaves to the White Palace.)
Sonic: Aww, jeeze...
(From Sonic's P.O.V. he looks at his hands to see that they are Metal's. Looking in a mirror, he sees that all but his eyes are now similar to Metal. Realizing what happened, he breaks down anime-styled.)
Knux: Don't worry, Sonic. We'll just have to use a cloaking device, like the one...-
Sonic: Thanx Pal!
(Musical Cue: Mysterious and Sexy Thief, Rouge)
(Later that night, Sonic and Sara are having dinner at the White Palace, since that's where Sonic received his life threatening mission to save the Planet Freedom. All goes well until Sara phases out into Metal Neko Sara.)
Sonic: What happened?
(Sara then explains why she looks like this and after all this Sonic removes his cloaking device. Upon seeing Sonic as a robot, Sara runs out of the building.)
Eggman: Poor, innocent robot girl. If only there was a way to help. There is!
N. Sara: I'm not a robot!
Eggman: Gah! Another design failure!
N. Sara: What do you want?
Eggman: Marry me!
N. Sara: F**k that!
Eggman: Do it or I'll kill your father!!!
(Meanwhile, Sonic is playing Sonic Chaos on his British Sega Master System II, trying to overcome his grief.)
Voice: Sonic...
Robo Sonic: Hey, aren't you Kronk's angel?
Kronk's Angel: Never mind that! Anyway, you must save Sara from bowing to Eggman's every whim. If she does, she'll die!
R. Sonic: SIR! YES, SIR!
(Musical Cue: Runway Theme)
(Team Sonic makes their way to the Eggman Empire right to the very room whereMetal Sonic made his grand entrance.)
Knux: Alright, Eggman, put your hands where I can see 'em!
Eggman: I'm afraid I can't. Now, Sara kill them!
N. Sara: ? When was this part of the deal?!
Eggman: Since I now own you body and soul!
Eggman (Author: WTF?!): Wait! Don't kill them Sara. You're getting orders from Hyper Metal Sonic!
Neo Metal: Oh Crap!
(Neo Metal reverts to normal and explains to everyone that he did this to make Eggman happy, however Eggman disproves of this. Sonic then realizes that he has been absorbed into a copy of Metal. To fix this, Knuckles does a Vic Armstrong-esque stunt, jumping from the platform he is on dodging one of Neo Metal's lasers, and shooting Sonic with the same gun that Tails used on Sara.)
Neo Metal: This isn't over!!! I shall becom the one true Sonic!
(Sara faints and Sonic yells:...)
Sonic: She needs medical attention! MR. PRESIDENT!!!!