WHICH TWILIGHT BOY IS GAY?!
They're fire and ice
Werewolf or vampire
But sorry to dismay
1 twilight boy is gay
Now mike Newton is a freak, we know this
Eric yorkie too
And jasper and his crazy hairdo
Tell me who!
Aint sayin that it's Charlie
Tell me who!
Aint sayin that its billy
Tell me who!
I will never admit, whose commin outta the closet
Emmett, we're debating
Is he over compensating?
And I don't mean to offend
But Jacob really is MANS best friend
Tell me who!
Aint sayin its Sam Uley
Tell me who!
Aint sayin that its quil or embry
Tell me who!
Who are we gonna frown upon
Who's gay as Zac Efron?
What kind of straight guy has glittering skin that sparkles in the sun, and I think we all
know that those La Push boys are having hot homo doggy fun
Werewolf or vampire
Ask Stephanie Meyer
Won't say, won't say, won't say
OK!
IT'S JACOB BLACK!
Hess so misunderstood, has number 1 on team Edward
Bella was just a smoke screen
Jacob black is the forks queen
Jake gets distracted by his own reflection
Jake gets attracted by his own perfection
What more can we say!
Jacob swings THAT way
Why is lolly so mean to poor Jake?
One day she is gonna get staked
Seriously he's gonna have his revenge
Once he's done with gay sexy time
Coz Jake imprinted on a guy!!!