Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. It's really weird, but I had fun writing it. I hope it's even somewhat funny.
You can imagine yourself how old Deidara is.
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Dear Diary,
Today I went into Konan's room and used some of her makeup.
I liked the eyeliner the best so I took it. She's still looking forit.
I thought she was smarter than that.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I asked Kisame if he liked fish sticks. I had to run for my life,
because he came after me with a murderous glint in his eye,
waving Samehada around my head. I never got to finish my joke
and tell him he's a gay fish.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I heard some strange noises coming from Hidan's room.
I thought he was doing a ritual, so being the curious kid I knocked.
He told me not to come in and a few minutes later Kakuzu came walking
out looking a bit flushed. I peeked inside and saw Hidan's head lying on the floor,
separated from his body, yelling that Kakuzu was a bastard and
needed to sow them back together. I still don't know what happened.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I asked Itachi if he ever masturbated. His emotionless look stayed
and then pushed me down the stairs. I guess he does.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I asked Sasori if I could play with one of his puppets. I broke it.
Do you think he will find out if I just blow it up?
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I went to Kakuzu and asked for some money to buy more clay.
He gave me a smack in the head and pointed out some play doh.
How does he think this will work?
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I went to see Pein and asked if he and Konan wanted to have any babies.
He stared at me like I was some kind of idiot and told me he was dead.
I still don't get it. How can he be walking around then? I need to investigate.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I told Zetsu that the flowers on the coffee table have a crush on him.
He's been staring lovingly and whispering cute words to them ever since.
It's really creeping me out.
Love, Deidara
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Dear Diary,
Today I wanted to play with Tobi, having nothing better to do. He grumbled something
about me being an annoying little kid and walked away. I don't get it?
Does he have a split personality or something, because he's the grown man
acting like a 5 year old most of the time.
Love, Deidara
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