Plot of Doom for 4kids

by Alex Tsukino

one-shot. Everyone hates 4kids. So, Why can't we destory them? Because people like Alex Tsukino and Fang Kinuta can't agree on anything or stop their Rebellion members from killing each other! Now includes a funny bonus story.

1. The plot is not even started

Alex: "kay, this is what happens when I get bored during the holidays!. I Don't own Any of said Shows. But, I so wish I did!"

Fang: "Your such a dreamer and a bad intro writer!" *appears out of no where*

Alex: "How the hell did You get here!" *Jaw drops*

Fang: "tisk, tisk, such language for an Angel."

Alex: "Leave now you're ruining my intro!"

Fang: *looks at her in disbelief* "I'm saving it."

Alex: "LEAVE!"

Fang: "Make me."*Smirking*

Alex:*Creates flaming swords*

Fang: *creates shadow sword * "Bring it."

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Plot of doom for 4kids Ch. 1 Plots is…. Not even started

*Dark room. suddenly light turns on revealing Alex Tsukino and Fang Kinuta*

Alex: "you all know why you're here" *says to people hidden in the darkness*

Fang: "Because we hate this Group of people!!" *points to 4kids logo* "This thing has ruin all the great anime out there! Censoring everything!!! Changing names! Making everything about friendship-"

Anzu: "friendship yeah!"

Everyone else: "shut up friendship bitch!"

Fang: "Making it so you can't kill anyone! No cursing-"*continues*

Alex: "Fang?" *sweatdrop* "Save it for the enemy."

Fang: "trust me I don't need to."

Alex: "anyway, we shall take down them using each of your skills and extreme improvising!"

Fang: "basically we're making it up as we go along''

Alex: "we shall now assign group commanders and give them their code names."

*Hand is raised*

Alex: "Yes, Jounichi?"

Jounichi: "Do you have code names?"

Fang: "yeah, I'm Dark one and Allie's Angel Girl."

Yugi: " Not very original."

Fang: "shove it Shortie!"

Alex: "we making up as we go along! Jeez, I haven't even set up the command center yet! Or decide who's going to lead the groups. Or what we're going to do to foil 4kids!"

Yugi: *Whispers to Ryou* "we're aren't going to succeed."

Bloom: "shut up! We will!"

Marik: "Why are you guys here!"* points to Winx Club characters*"you aren't anime!"

Ryuta: "Marik has a point."

Yami: "Who the hell are you?!" *points at weird group*

Alex: "they're from Dinosaur King the anime before yours on 4Kids, can we move on?"

Bakura:" No! We can Accept The Dino Dorks!-"

Dinosaur King characters: "Hey!"

Ryou: "but, not the Fairies and their boyfriends!" *points to winx club*

Fang: "why not?!" *has plans of explosion in head*

Honda: "they aren't Japanese! They're Italain!"

Brandon: "That's true! But, They are screwing up our show too!"

Aisha: "they changed my name to Layla for no reason!"

Fang: "shut up, Layla!"

Aisha: "My name is Aisha!"

Sonic the hedgehog: "whatever!"

Kamen Rider Ryuki: "Came we move on,Please!"

Shadow the hedgehog: "Who the hell are you?"* Points to 13 people in stupid costumes*

Alex: "can we stop saying 'who the hell are you?'"

Kamen Rider Femme: "We're the Kamen Riders from Kamen Rider Ryuki"

Stella: "Never heard of you."

Kamen Rider Zolda: "Doesn't matter if you did! We are going to destroy 4kids! I'm far from the con man they made be in there English show!"

Alex: "4kids created an English version of there for their channel. Kinda like they did for the Super Sentai"

Anzu: "you mean the power Rangers?"

Fang: "Do not speak that cursed name in my home!" *Grads Anzu by collar*

Kamen Rider Raia: "Hey I got a date with my girl in about 10 minutes, so can we finish this later?"

Kaiba: "I have a company to get back to." *Bored expression on face*

Mokuba: "Yeah!"

Everyone: "Shut up Mokuba!"

Techna: "also we got exams tomorrow" *motions of Winx Characters*

Rex:"your welcome to leave and never come back!"

Musa: "You Know what…"

*Argument starts. Soon Becomes all out brawl excluding only Alex and ,surprisingly, Fang*

Fang: "SILENCE!!!" *Everyone stops"

Alex: "Save it for the enemy People!"

Fang: "Nay they can keep doing that…"*holds up box of explosives * "but, Me, Marik, and Bakura made plans to go blow up Krad's house! Next meeting Friday at 7pm! Nice job everyone!"* leaves with Marik, and Bakura following her like ducklings, moonshine and Fireworks in their hands*

Alex:*Watches them leave. 'Her I'm going to have to bail her out later' sense tingling. Turns to talk to the others* "anyway…."*sweatdrop appears on head as she found they were all gone * "Fang promised I could dismiss the meeting…" *sighs as she walked boredly knowing she would be paying Fang's bail in about 3 hours *

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Fang: "I won!" *Holds broken shadow sword in hand *

Alex:*giant bump on head* "she cheated."

Fang: "Screw the rules I have money!" *Leaves humming happily*

Alex: "Review please."