Hello you lovely people! Random thing I felt like sharing with the world. Lets enjoy insanity tighter :P Yay cookies!
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Ways To Annoy Snape
1. When he asks you something, say "Computer says no."
2. When goes on to ask you what a computer is, ignore him
3. Pester him with inappropriate questions, such as "What kind of underpants do you
wear?"
4. Do this in front of the whole class
5. When he shouts at you, say "But I thought we had something special!"
6. Send him love letters
7. Signed by himself
8. On every day but Valentines Day
9. Release Cornish Pixies in his office
10. 'Liberate' all his potions and ingredients
11. Walk into his classroom crying. When he asks you "What on earth you are blubbing about" launch yourself into his arms and wipe your nose on his robes
12. Loudly sing the Darth Vader theme tune whenever you see him
13. Claim its 'Hug-A-Snape Day'
14. Leave a bottle of Herbal Essences on his desk
15. Stick a smiley face sticker on his back
16. Stick toilet paper to his shoe
17. Fall on him in the corridor and say, "My, my Professor. Is that your wand or are you just pleased to see me?"
18. During his class, randomly point at him and star laughing uncontrollably
19. Replace all of his clothes with Anime costumes
20. Replace all his clothes with Easter bunny costumes
21. Steal his wand
22. In the great hall, declare to the whole school that you are taking a mental health day due to your antics with him the night before
23. Randomly grope him in the corridor
24. When he asks you about this, tell him you don't know what he means
25. Cast a spell on him so that he permanently looks like Neville's Boggart
26. Creep up behind him and see if he's ticklish. When he catches you red-handed, say it wasn't you.
27. When he puts his face really close to yours so he can glare at you, slap him and say "Severus! I hardly know you!"
Thanks for reading, reviews are very much appreciated. Btw, I am not insane, just high on sugar! XP