The bra and goten story
Goten sat on his balcony, letting the wind pass through his thick black hair. His balcony over looked the whole of Satan city and at night, it was a sight to behold.
"This is the life" goten said talking to himself
He closed his eyes. Increasing the pleasure of the wind sailing through his hair. CRASH!
"What the fu..." started goten before falling. "What's going.." He opened his eyes to his left and saw trunks falling with him
"TRUNKS BRIEFS!" yelled the fiery goten at his best friend
"Yes governor?" answered a calm trunks
"What the fuck have you done now!"
"Oh me miss's chucked me out our plane again, damn slag"
"TRUNKS THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK AND ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY! Yelled goten again
"Yea, we take a lot of flights, I don't even want to but ya know..." trailed of trunks
"No your right I don't care about what you and your miss's get up to but I do care about my balcony, I hope your paying!"
"Yea yea, keep shirt on" warned trunks
"Good! why haven't we hit the floor..." goten was interrupted by them smacking into the concrete ground
A couple of days later, after trunks and goten had come out of hospital and trunks had got goten a new balcony. Goten decided he wanted to stay over at capsule corp. Much to the disapproval of trunks. He knew that vegeta didn't like goten and would probably try to kill him. This didn't even phase goten. He was much to used to the vegeta tantrums over the years. Tonight there was a big party. The terror friends had dressed up all nice and smart in their tux. They hopped out of the window and into the garden. They had decided on walking the whole way since they had just destroyed one of bulmas home cooked dinners.
"That was the best god dam dinner Ive had ya no!" stated goten
"Goten that's what you always say" said trunks
"Yep and every time I mean it" he said patting his stomach
They walked for a good hour before trunks tapped goten on the shoulder
"Yes trunks, best buddy of mine" said a cheerful goten
" Well uhhh... I uhh kinda need to go to the bathroom" trunks sweat dropped
"Oh my god trunks, I abandon you!" said goten now in a huff
"But goten you don't understand"
"Oh don't I now"
"Oh don't you?" asked trunks puzzled
"Your right this is serious, umm, go behind that bush over there!" goten pointed to a strangely shaped bush. Trunks walked over to it, pulled his flies down and let loose. He finished and looked at his watch.
"We better hurry" stated trunks. Goten agreed as they slowly floated into the air, then blasting off.
bulma and vegetas limo
"Vegeta put that frigin tie on!" ordered bulma struggling
"No, out of the question, you damn communist!" stated a scared vegeta
"What's the matter with it?" asked a puzzled bulma
"What do you mean what's matter with it, there's only half of it left after your bloody mutt cuddles was through with it, its pink with flying elephants with wings on it, and apart from all that its unnatural and morally wrong!" answered a vegeta
There was a long silence
"Well gotens there and I bet he'll be wearing a tie" said bulma trying to convince her stubborn husband
"All the more reason for me to be different"
Bulma threw herself back
"Stubborn idiot" insulted bulma
"Blue haired witch!"
"Spiky haired ape!" bulma threw back at him
"Oh really fool! Well I think you need to know that you've had sex an ape. That's how aids started ya no!"
"Shut up vegeta! How long till we arrive driver?" asked bulma
Bra turned around chewing some gum
"Who wants to know ay!" asked bra
"What do you mean who wants to know, your mother is who!"
" Oh yea that's right, how very silly of me" bra started laughing hysterically and bulma frowned
"Bra, shut ya pie hole and answer your stupid blue haired Martian of a mother!" ordered vegeta
"EXCUSE ME!" yelled bulma
"Yes daddy" bra said with a sweet smile
"What is wrong with this family!" asked bulma to herself
"Must come from your side woman!" answered vegeta with his arms crossed
Goten and Trunks
Goten and trunks landed in the middle of the road and started tarting themselves up a bit
"Now you know what my mum said goten, no messing round, no showing how stupid you are and under no circumstances tease vegeta ok?" asked trunks to his best friend
"Gotchya!" goten was once again cheerful
SMACK! A limo smacked into trunks and goten at top speed sending them flying up in the air. They landed with a loud deep thud. They got up and goten ripped one of the doors of, showing bra in the drivers seat
"What the fuck did you do that for, do you want us to die!" asked goten. Once again his mood had changed thanks to a brief
"Well no but you do o me money son goten!" answered bra with a frown on hair face
"uhh yea about that bra uhh I lost it on 4oo ice cream cones" goten brought up rubbing the back of his head
"Oh well you can just pay me double" bra said simply getting out of the car and walking into the big hall
"BRA! WAIT THERE IM NOT PAYIN YOU ANYTHING!" goten yelled after bra. They walked into the hall, both slamming the door shut behind them. By gotens slam the door had fallen off.
"Looks like he'll be paying for more than just bras money" trunks said, helping his mother out of the car
"He just better stay away from me" warned vegeta
"He will, and why do you hate him so much anyway father?" asked trunks completely puzzled on the situation
"Umm well I uhh... oh yes what's that dear, oh ok im coming! Excuse will you trunks, your mothers calling me"
He started walking off, picking up the pace as he went
"But vegeta im right here!" bulma yelled from the car
"SHUT UP WOMAN!" he ran away
"Well fine, be like that, humph" bulma crossed her arms, causing a silent pause for about 16 seconds. Trunks slowly pushed his head sideways towards bulmas
"Hello mum!"
"Holy shit, what's wrong with you!"
"Hello hello hello!" trunks shook his head violently, spit flying everywhere. Bulma screamed and ran into the hall, jumping over the broken door. Trunks shaking his head violently ran after her, making ape like movements. When trunks and bulma had caught up with goten, bra and vegeta they saw that their friends the sons were there, followed by tien, yamcha, chiozu, puar, uub, oolong and master roshi. Master roshi was looking up the waitress's skirts as per usual. Then fell asleep. Also krillen, 18 and marron were there. Everyone was mingling. Pan, marron and bra saw each other, ran to the centre of the room and hugged, popping their cleaveged legs in the air. Trunks and goten saw uub and they ran towards each other and unfortunately, to collide in the centre. All three men got up and started swearing and cursing at the other, blaming them for the collision everyone had seen. Everyone mingled and talked together until dinner was served. On one table were vegeta, goku, bulma, chichi, gohan and videl (they were big tables alright, so don't sue me) Goten, trunks, marron, bra, uub and pan on another. Roshi, yamcha, tien, chiozu and oolong. (After everything that's happened your questioning whether a pig can sit at the table! well there's only one thing to say to that and that is PISH POSH!) The waiters spread out serving everyone at the same time
"Kakarot!" yelled out vegeta
"It wasn't my fault!" defended goku
"What do you mean it wasn't your fault you tripped him and made him drop the china town hot sauce on me"
"Uhh it was chichi?" goku pleaded pulling his famous rubbing the back of his head look
"It so wasn't son goku and I have the right mind to make you sleep on the sofa again tonight!" yelled chichi
"Relax chichi relax" chichi calmed down and goku leant over to vegeta whispering something "I think its that time of the month again ya know"
"What was that!"
"Oh nothing dear nothing at all" Uub stood up ready to say grace. Everyone bowed his or her head, well apart from vegeta.
"Rub-a-tub-tubby, thanks for the grubby!" he fell down into to his food, munching like his life depended on it...
After that everyone ate there dinner quickly, not wanting vegeta to loose his temper. At the end of the grub was the party. Master roshi sat and waited while everyone was having a good time to, well, shall we say strike. A young woman passed with her nice long legs showing. Roshi saw what he had been waiting for and threw his cane onto the floor, followed by him. The woman rushed over and helped him up. Gohan and bulma watched on, laughing there heads off. She sat him back on the chair
"Are you alright sir?" the woman asked concerned
"Uhh yes thank you dear, oh dear were is my cane im blind you see" asked a mischievous roshi
"Oh here it is" the woman turned around and bent down, not bending her knees.
"Oh baby that's some sweet sugar" said roshi to himself
"Oh you think so do you" the woman turned around and faced him with a wicked smile on her face "well in that case you can have some sweet sugar you stud muffin you" she climbed onto the same chair, each leg on either side of roshi and kissed him passionately. Now gohan and bulma were stunned. The woman broke from the kiss and led roshi out of the room.
"NO NO NO THAT WASNT RIGHT!" yelled gohan "I WANTED SOME SUGAR!" gohan sat down depressed. Pan slapped her head at her fathers gesture.
"What is wrong with this family?" she asked herself. Vegeta stuck his head in all proud, ready to say something completely arrogant. But after seeing the look pan gave him, backed of slowly with his hands raised in defeat
Bra sat alone and nervous. Why hadn't anyone asked her to dance yet? Why had they just… were interrupted by a familiar hand
"Would the princess of saiyans care to dance?" Gotens voice rung through the air